#1
Face it, even if your the most die-hard pit monkey, you want have someone as your "Valintine". Now what should you do to ask them? Sure, you could buy them chocolates, but hey, thats old. She probally has had plenty of guys give her chocolates. One of those giant heart cards, forget about it, it just makes you look like a douche. Jewlrey you say? That can get pricy. Roses? I dont know about you, but I am not shelling out $50-$100 for 12 flowers that will die in a week. Most girls I have talked to really like handmade gifts. So gentlemen, and LadyHellraiser, I have found a cheap alternative to buying roses here. Just make them a dozen of those, make a little note telling her its you, and prepare for her to open her legs.

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#3
No, it's a pointless, Hallmark holiday. You shouldn't be sweet and romantic one day of the year.
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#5
I don't really want a valentine. I even signed up for work for that day.
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#6
Valentines Day is pointless in my opinion.
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#7
girls are a waist of muney
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#10
that is some tough ****! I bet if you pulled that off with like a bar napkin and gave to some chick you would be in.
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#13
I'm only looking forward to it because it'll be the anniversary of the day I bought my first bass
#14
That's pretty cool. If I had a girl it'd be pretty much instant pussy.
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#15
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That's pretty cool. If I had a girl it'd be pretty much instant pussy.


that made sense none baloon.

hmm ive got a chick who ive been seeing a lot and have just hooked up with, and about to again tonight, but i dont know if we wil be valentines.
shes not exactly a normal chick either, so i dont know what to do.
i cant follow the normal guidelines.


oh actually, if we are valentines, i know exactly what to do.

and im not telling u guys my aweseomo idea
#16
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#18
aww those are beautiful! i love roses. my middle name is rose after my grandparents.

i mean real roses are beautiful, but i always feel sad when they die, so those are actually a well good idea.

...i just got my boyfriend chocolates lol but they come in a very nice box, and i'll probably make him a nice card too
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#20
there's no stem? so you just make 12 of them and throw them in a box? there's nothing more romantic than a junky cardboard box
#21
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#23
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#24
usually, a girl has a favorite flower and if you're lucky it won't be as expensive as long stem roses. if you get her specific favorite flower...they'll be all like, "oh, he listens to me!"

haha, suckers

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#26
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#27
Nah, I was maybe gonna ask this girl out but she has a girlfriend now.
#28
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aww those are beautiful! i love roses. my middle name is rose after my grandparents.

i mean real roses are beautiful, but i always feel sad when they die, so those are actually a well good idea.

...i just got my boyfriend chocolates lol but they come in a very nice box, and i'll probably make him a nice card too



It may be just me, but im pretty sure most boys dont want anything on Vday.

Its only a girls day in which they want to be more pampered than usual and if they arent then they have legal ability to throw a hissy fit in public.
#30
it's going to be a another bad one for me, i think i'm in school that day, so i'll see everyone else celebrate it, plus i have an orthodntist appointment where i choose wether to have my jaw broken or not....fun
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#31
What do most of us have that the average joe doesn't? A musical talent, if you really want to give a present write her a song on guitar? I dunno i'v never done it xD
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#33
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Nah, I was maybe gonna ask this girl out but she has a girlfriend now.



Oh wow... nice.
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