#2
The best joke about scientology ever was in an episode of Dinosaurs where the family was watching TV, and this commercial for selling books came on. The people in the commercial were selling books, and one suggested the other read a book called Dino-Netics to by L. Ron Hubbasaurus or something, which is a book that teaches you to sell books. And it ends..

Dino-Netics, the art of selling books.
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#3
Scientology is a dangerous cult, they ruin peoples lives, i don't consider them a joke anymore.
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#4
I'm definitely not a fan of scientology, but where is all the hate coming from all the sudden? It's like one day 4chan (i'm assuming they started all this with that youtube vid) just decided that scientology was evil and they must end it, and everyone is following like sheep. Who cares if someone wants to waste their money on a religion? There are way worse things than scientology nowadays, and the whole thing seems extremely immature to me.
By the way I didn't watch the vid, my internet's too slow where I am.
#7
somebody has already posted this video in one of the anon vs scientology threads... speaking of which is there a new video yet? or do we have to wait for the 10th?
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#8
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Scientology is a dangerous cult, they ruin peoples lives, i don't consider them a joke anymore.

Yep. They brainwash you into thinking they're doing you good, they make you pay for overpriced self-help program that does nothing after overpriced self-help program that does nothing, they advertise themselves as anything they can to get more followers (a self help program, a rehab group, a religion, a study or profession...), they try to blackmail anyone who tries to get the truth out, they forbid people from seeing their families if their families don't like what Scientology is doing to them, and it was invented by an arrogant compulsive liar and a science fiction writer.
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#9
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somebody has already posted this video in one of the anon vs scientology threads... speaking of which is there a new video yet? or do we have to wait for the 10th?

Off topic, but I love your avatar. I was playing that over again today.
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#10
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somebody has already posted this video in one of the anon vs scientology threads... speaking of which is there a new video yet? or do we have to wait for the 10th?


As far as I know, there's been a video having to do with the so called "rules of engagement" put up for protesters, but I haven't really come across anything new that was of any kind of real interest.
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#13
Watch out, they have sprinklers......haha
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#14
TAKE THAT LINK DOWN, I'LL SUE YOU SO HARD! YEAH!

That South Park episode was so awesome lol
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#15
They actually dig up dirt on loads of people and pressure them into doing stuff for them!
...And the worms ate into his brain.