#1
So theres this girl i know really well and we were hanging out and had a conversation the other day and i wonder if you guys can tell me what she meant..

heres the break down,

we were hanging out in my step-parents basement (i have two step parents who are married to each other) and we were browsing through pictures on the i-nets.. lookin at LOL WUT Pear and all that jazz..

then we started talking about flying whales..

but thats all besides the point... i look at her and she looks at me and like.. i can kinda telll she likes me... so i kissed her and asked her if she wanted to have sex...

but then everything got awkward cause she was like, "Josh im your sister" so i looked at her and before i could apologize she starts screaming
"NOT IN MY VAG.. OH LORD SODOMIZE ME BROTHER, SODOMIZE ME UNTIL THE F*CKING UNICORNS COME HOME"

well long story short.. im tired of people posting relationship sh*t outside of the relationship thread.. discuss
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#3
Wow... That was not at all funny. I hope you weren't trying to be funny because if you were I actually feel sorry for you and really depressed at the same time.
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There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
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I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#4
I think a little part of me just died a little on the inside.

Edit: also, reported.
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#5
Dude, you should have raped the vag and sensually molested her severed head.

Yeah, I don't like all of the relationship posts posted by 14 year olds wondering whether or not the should stick the doodle in their 13 year old gf's widdle
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some cockwanks just wan to throw 5 stars at her because she has a vag
#8
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#9
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Wow... That was not at all funny. I hope you weren't trying to be funny because if you were I actually feel sorry for you and really depressed at the same time.


+1.


Unicorns?
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#11
lol
say hello, to my little friend!!

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#12
I still believe you.
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#13
Well, it looks like she wants some poon-tang.
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#14
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Dude, you should have raped the vag and sensually molested her severed head.

Yeah, I don't like all of the relationship posts posted by 14 year olds wondering whether or not the should stick the doodle in their 13 year old gf's widdle

... But I lub my doodle...
#15
Just be yourself man, but don't get into the friend zone kk
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Tell her
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haha yeah that should work


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