#1
I was bored one day and I thought back to some time in 8th grade where we read the book Speak and I remember the part where Andy Evans suggested that Melinda liked it and then I came up with the realization that not every single rape victim in the history of the world did not enjoy it, even a little so maybe there's no such thing as rape, only advanced tickling.
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Quote by guitarnoobie
I was bored one day and I thought back to some time in 8th grade where we read the book Speak and I remember the part where Andy Evans suggested that Melinda liked it and then I came up with the realization that not every single rape victim in the history of the world did not enjoy it, even a little so maybe there's no such thing as rape, only advanced tickling.

Yeah, blunt force trauma=advanced tickling

#5
Advanced tickling - not funny and not cool.

guitarnoobie - never gonna get laid with that attitude.
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#8
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Mandy: Your father was a Roman.
Brian: You mean... you were RAPED?!
Mandy: Well... at first, yes.

haha monty pythons life of brian.
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#9
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Rape is a woman who changed her mind afterwards.



thats ****.
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#11
Wow. This thread is truly F u cked.
I play guitar. So I joined a club about it.


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#12
Quote by guitarnoobie
I was bored one day and I thought back to some time in 8th grade where we read the book Speak and I remember the part where Andy Evans suggested that Melinda liked it and then I came up with the realization that not every single rape victim in the history of the world did not enjoy it, even a little so maybe there's no such thing as rape, only advanced tickling.


i would personally like to award you as UG's biggest TWAT!!!!!!

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#13
epiphany is just a poor mans gibsonany.
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.


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