#3
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Epic?

There is no true definition of the word on these forums. It cannot be created, it cannot be seen. It just blesses us.


Like Jesus

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
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I might write a pit bible.


That my friend, would be epic

I would like you to turn to Fapper 21:17: Thou shalt not spam.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#6
Epic is so overused it has become a boring, repetitive cliche.
I hate the word epic now. I think epic defines a giant **** who uses the word too much.
#7
f*cking myspace.


"YoU MuST bE LoGGEd In tO dO ThAT!"

No. I will not log in and i will not fuel your ****ty webpage.
PPPPPPPOSTFINDER
#9
It's a picture of people dressed in silly clothes at some sort of gathering or street party or festival and another picture of Alexi Laiho playing guitar with light reflecting off of him.

Edit:
Second Pic:




... First pic, I got the red x.
Last edited by jakemac at Feb 2, 2008,
#10
Isnt that Alexi Laiho?!
Oh dear god, I dont feel alive.
I have a new blog, of the interesting type.

In so far i have seen,

1. The Darkness
2. Wolfmother
3. The Grates
4. Faker
5. Kings of Leon
6. Coheed and Cambria
7. Architecture in Helsinki

and counting.
#15
Jack Churchill
MY MUSIC!

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#17
Quote by AngusIsMyHero


i paused my music to listen to that?
Guitar
Lyon LI15
Epi Beast
Berhinger V-ampire LX210
Danelectro grilled cheese & t-bone

Bass:
Peavey 112
Ibanez gsr200

Saving for Bugera 333 $300 / $599 :|

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Agreed. There's no point in doing anything if she looks like shit.
#19
most retarded post evarz. you can't define epic... you just know it when you see it.
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#20
Epic is like a Flower....it blossoms...and....ahh **** nevermind.....
Extispicy: Predicting The Future Though The Study Of Animal Entrails...
Last edited by Ramones06 at Feb 14, 2008,
#21
Epic is a formerly strong word that has been devalued and defaced by mindless internet slang use.

I agree with the guy who said epic usually indicates a douchebag now.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
To be epic, you must be like my wang:

Large, veiny, slightly hairy, and always ready to jump into the fray.
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I wouldnt be surprised if the first thing Varg did was sign up for WoW so he could kick some Judeo-Christian ass.


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#24
I don't need to be epic, I'm a Faith No More fan...
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Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


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#25
Quote by Freaky_Styley
I don't need to be epic, I'm a Faith No More fan...



Yeah, and I'm listening to the Megadeth cover of the Duke Nukem theme song.

I win, you lose.
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I wouldnt be surprised if the first thing Varg did was sign up for WoW so he could kick some Judeo-Christian ass.


Final Fantasy

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#26
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i paused my music to listen to that?


Congratulations?
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#27
An epic is an elongated narrative poem consisting of a set meter. Conventions used in epic poetry include invoking a Greek Muse for guidance, beginning the story in media res or in the middle of the action, having a tragic hero, and beginning the poem with an epic question. Great epics of western literature include the Iliad and Odyssey, the Aeneid, Gilgamesh, and Beowulf. The latter three would be classified as national epics, famous re-tellings of cultural heroes or of the founding of a nation. "Mock epics" such as the Rape of the Lock by Alexander Pope have been seen variously in literature as well. The Rape of the Lock is written in epic style but the story touches upon an insignificant matter, the stealing of a lock of hair from a lady. It is also a parody of Homer's epic Iliad.