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#1
Care to share? Worst/Best pickup lines
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#4
you is hawt... wanna see my 12 inch searchbar?
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I think I want to have sex with you.

On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

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yeah we're all dead now. Turns out we've been in hell all along.

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#5
Quote by blynd_snyper

How much does a polar bear weigh?" *Girl says she doesn't know* "Enough to break the ice. Hi my name's INSERT YOUR NAME HERE".

Lol, there you go
Guitars:
Ibanez EW30ASERLG
Jackson Performer PS4 (soon to be sold)
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser FR
Orpheus Valley Fiesta FC
Gear:
POD X3 Live
Boss ME-20
Marshall MG15DFX
M-Audio Fastrack Ultra
Boss DR660
#6
Quote by blynd_snyper
"Heya baby, wanna see my 9 inch searchbar?"


I'm sorry but it had to be done. And in all seriousness, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" *Girl says she doesn't know* "Enough to break the ice. Hi my name's INSERT YOUR NAME HERE".

that one is gonna go in my book !!!!
Quote by Dillona
I think I want to have sex with you.

On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

Quote by CoreysMonster
yeah we're all dead now. Turns out we've been in hell all along.

About the LHC

#9
"Where's the golden gate bridge? Is it here in Germany?"
Seriously. I tried to keep those guys around though, but my friends were complete idiots so I stood there ashamed as they walked off.
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#10
so... i herd u liek mudkipz
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#11
You say "Hi, can I smell your pu$$y?", and she says "No!" and you say "Oh, it must be your feet..."
#16
If i were an enzyme, id be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes.
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
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#17
Quote by blynd_snyper
"Heya baby, wanna see my 9 inch searchbar?"


I'm sorry but it had to be done. And in all seriousness, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" *Girl says she doesn't know* "Enough to break the ice. Hi my name's INSERT YOUR NAME HERE".

This guy wins.
#20
i forgot my phone number. Can i have yours?
Are you from this planet becuase your out of this world?
I dont know where my house is. Can i come with you?
I need a map back home because im lost in your eyes.

Yes its from those stupid IM smiles I had 3 years ago. They were funny.
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i busted a g-string while fingering a minor...
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#21
If you are what you eat I'd love to be you in the morning
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#22
"Which pickup lines HAVENT you heard yet?"
KEEP ACOUSTIC ALIVE


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If i were an enzyme, id be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes.


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Who took the bite out of the Mac Apple?


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naomi.
its "i moan" spelled backwards.


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Cheers for the penis!



Muffins?
#23
"Hey are you John Mayer? because your Body's a Wonderland"

BEST EVER. i get laid everytime i say that.
I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#24
[quote=""[It's Alex"]"]"Where's the golden gate bridge? Is it here in Germany?"
Seriously. I tried to keep those guys around though, but my friends were complete idiots so I stood there ashamed as they walked off.

Aww lol

"I'm like a Rubik's cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Do you have a star map, because I'm lost in your eyes..."

Yeah. I don't get out much
#25
sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
#26
two words my friend. (i am merely echoing the call of the rest of these UGers)

search. bar.
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who is this 'soya boy' of which you speak?

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You're 15 and don't have a penis yet?

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#27
Quote by 4STRINGBOY
"Hey are you John Mayer? because your Body's a Wonderland"

BEST EVER. i get laid everytime i say that.

In the most recent cosmo, he said that's the lamest line ever.
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#28
it may be a needle but it goes like a sowing mackine.

nice legs, what time do they open
#30
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In the most recent cosmo, he said that's the lamest line ever.

I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#31
Wanna come in and watch some Dr. Phill?
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So anyway, now i'm here feeling rather dirty knowing that I just sat in a room with 3 other guys having a wank. I had to get it off my chest
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Youre mom should have used the coat hanger to abort you as a fetus.

Douche bag.
#33
when a girls says "do you by chance have the time" you respond "well... do you have the energy"
i'd like stick a finger down the crack of dat as5
my penis is 11'' around... think about it
how bout i sink your ship with my pink torpedo (this is spinal tap ftw)
hey baby there is a party in my pants and you are invited hehehe alriiight
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#36
"Wanna have sex?"
"A war is coming, I've seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping through the earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust. Retaliation..."


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#37
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#38
A girl once told me she liked my hair, I said "cheers, shame about yours" and kissed her
That was a rare post..

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I don't know the answer, or have anything funny to say, but dude that is one sweet Bulbasaur avatar
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