#1
my teeth are abnormally sharp....i bit my gf on the neck and she screamed....should i file my teeth down or keep it vampire style?
#3
pics?
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#5
Keep them, you'll regret it if you file them.
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#6
Don't bite people on the neck?
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#8
it was a love nibble.....but they pierced her lovely white skin.......gotta adjust!
#9
Pics or didn't happen...
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#10
Whatever you do, don't be on of those pathetic ****ers who pretends/thinks he's a real vampire, because that's just sad.

Btw, drinking human blood is unhealthy.
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#12
ive got two that are like that really sharp, but I don't think i'd file them down

but definitely brush them
#13
here's an easy guide of what you should do

1. bit her hard
2. she turns vampire too
3.when she goes like 'your teeth are sharp' you go 'dude wtf yours too !'
4. ???
5. get rid off all garlick


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#14
Quote by noxiosimitator
here's an easy guide of what you should do

1. bit her hard
2. she turns vampire too
3.when she goes like 'your teeth are sharp' you go 'dude wtf yours too !'
4. ???
5. get rid off all garlick

good idea
#16
no way lol pics please!
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#17
File your teeth? Is that possible?
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#18
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File your teeth? Is that possible?


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#20
Quote by noxiosimitator
here's an easy guide of what you should do

1. bit her hard
2. she turns vampire too
3.when she goes like 'your teeth are sharp' you go 'dude wtf yours too !'
4. ???
5. get rid off all garlick

6. ??????
7. PROFIT!


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+1, just what I was going to say!
#21
Quote by noxiosimitator
here's an easy guide of what you should do

1. bit her hard
2. she turns vampire too
3.when she goes like 'your teeth are sharp' you go 'dude wtf yours too !'
4. get rid off all garlick
5. ???
6. Profit!

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#22
Dude, same thing here. But, like one guy said here, my gf likes it soo...I say keep it, but try not to graze anything...you know what I'm talking about
#23
I have one, maybe two incredibly sharp teeth. I wish all four were sharp.
#24
Filing down your teeth damages them. Don't do it.
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