#1
Ok I'd appreciate it if I was the only one who posted pictures but yeah please give suggestions the best one I will apply.

Ok I wake up to a nuclear apocalypse

pse what shall I do now?
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#2
Why's there a penis in the window?
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This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#6
go back to sleep.
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#8
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Next part: You go out and play with the massive penis that just came crashing down from the sky.


I concur. Just make sure you point it away from you.
#9
i thought this was going to be about those choose your own adventure books, i used to have a badass one about wolverine

anyway you don't wake up its a nuclear apocalypse and the story is over thank god for that
#10
you run out the door screaming in only your socks
everyone laughs at you
gf dumps you
parents send you to adoption place
bullied for life
wake up and it was all a dream
#11
draw on the dead people's faces..
and avoid the penis of doom then eat the potatoe DUH!
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#13
You decide that since you're the last person on earth, you should create a settlement named Zion,,,unfortunately on the town sign you accidently spell it "Gomorrah" and God destroys you,,
#15
Quote by Ichikurosaki
It's for the next part of the story.

Next part: You go out and play with the massive penis that just came crashing down from the sky.





I don't think its a giant penis
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#16
you start to play drums and the big penis cloud busts out his drums and you have a drum off
#19
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you start to play drums and the big penis cloud busts out his drums and you have a drum off




We soon realise that we are both drummers and are saddened but now, but what is that in the distance? Could it be a porn guitar player?
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#22
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I don't think its a giant penis


That, or you just went through puberty in record time.
TOO MANY PUPPIES

Soda sucks.
#23
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Why have you transformed from a potato into.. a uhh.. something ?


Because I played with nuclear radiation and it deformed me.
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#24
You whip out your own penis and slap the giant penis with it, creating several new universes.
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I like my women like I like my Pop-tarts : dipped in blood and covered in a gay man's feces.


This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#25
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You whip out your own penis and slap the giant penis with it, creating several new universes.




Well that didn't work now I'n just sterile which probably dooms all of man-kind. Well this sucks.
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#26
Angela Gossow makes a charming entrance and strips down in front of you and giant penis! (Her manager told her to *loosen up*, and build a *solid* relationship with her fans). Giant penis tries to drum on, but his hands are now too short, as he's suddenly at least two feet taller! He tries to cheat by beatboxing, but you say something in the lines of "don't be such a dick". You hurt mr giant dick's feelings. Ouch.