#1
i'll get the ol' ball rolling

my friend stuck his finger in a blender on purpose. needless to say he lost one third of it. the idiot
#4
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']You & this thread.

i was gonna say that!

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#5
When I was like 7 I decided to fall face first into the hardwood floor. I thought the bed sheet that was laid down would protect me The good thing is I didn't break my nose.
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#6
I kinda lol'd at that. *Feels bad*

My sister had a few candles out, one went wild and put bottled water over it. I was on my way to get a soaked flannel.

Big black marks on the chest of draws there were.
#8
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Go into the pit.

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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


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#9
bought a fall out boy cd a few years back before i knew what i was doing........ very bad descision lol
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#10
me: "i don't like going to a catholic school because it talks a lot about things i dont believe in" (or something along those lines)
my friend: "well my teacher was talking about global warming today, and i was offended cuz i dont believe in that"

WHAT?
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#11
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me: "i don't like going to a catholic school because it talks a lot about things i dont believe in" (or something along those lines)
my friend: "well my teacher was talking about global warming today, and i was offended cuz i dont believe in that"

WHAT?


Lot's of people don't believe in global warming........
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#12
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Lot's of people don't believe in global warming........


i had thought that was a myth...
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#13
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i had thought that was a myth...

That's the stupidest thing I've seen.
#15
salvia in a parked car.
nuff said
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#16
uh, i hoped to have interesting and fun conversations with teh girls at my school. that phailed pretty quickly. there fun but only cause there stupid.
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#18
My sister took some of my parents vodka and refilled it to the level it was previously at with water. I took a swig of it and it basically tasted like water...with the slightest kick. Theres no way no one would notice....and shes already been in trouble for drinking...(shes like 14)
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#20
i didnt actually see this but a friend of mine tried to pierce his dick by himself...
you could role play and say "hello hermione, would you like me to put my wand into your chamber of secrets?!"

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"Honey, would you like cake or pie for dessert?"
"UNDECIDED!!!"



Original Lyrics:
Not Crawling Back
#21
when i was 12 i squeezed a light bulb to see what it would do...

also at the same age i flushed an american cheese wrapper down the toilet, it resulted in a catastrophic flood in the basement that i had to clean up... that was some great tasting cheese though
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