#3
nice find!
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#5
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Your first mistake was getting a Chinese lady to cut your hair.

Your second mistake was getting someone who doesn't speak English to cut your hair.

Your third mistake was listening to your dicklock parents.

#8
hahahahaha
originally posted by Shoestick
Holy hell, that is the primest example of a rambling idiot trying to sound intelligent Ive ever seen, and I just sat through four years of Bush!
#9
lol
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I've lost my bovine virginity.

I'm not even going to tell you what that means.


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#12
Thank you
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#16


Thanks

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#17
I liked the Cirque Du Fail one.
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t3gan? Coming to the UK?

*smooths mair and straightens shirt*

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t3gan and Bec > Tegan and Sara.
#18

haha

something like that happened to me a few years ago, it's not funny
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Heart attack due to cocaine use at an old age. You'll live long, but you'll die just like old Thunderfingers.
It would be awesome to die like my hero, thanks!

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You are going to make a lot of people in this thread very happy.

oh damn
#19
i laughed soo hard at some of those exept the bunny one that was not funny..
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Mr.Cuddles killed The Metal!!!! FUCK YES!

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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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#21




Epic
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#22
fail cat. lol.
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Its like getting anal for the first time. It hurts like hell but eventully ull get used to it and itll feel fine

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#25
That was hilarious.
I'm a junkyard full of false starts
And I don't need your permission
To bury my love under this bare light bulb