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yep. thats about it. uhh used the search bar and nothing came up.

for me the worst trouble was getting caught selling oxycotton at school, then about 6 months later, i got caught smoking weed, and my parents found an eighth in my room. that was the ****iest year ever.
discuss.
#4
Happened yesterday got caught drinking Vodka. Nothing really happened it was just embarassing because my dad said and i quote "i'm not mad... Just dissapointed."
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#5
I got a B+ in Mathematics.
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#6
Quote by lalalama2
Happened yesterday got caught drinking Vodka. Nothing really happened it was just embarassing because my dad said and i quote "i'm not mad... Just dissapointed."

yes thats happened to me too.
#7
well i hit this newsman and his hooker once with my car, luckily she was already dead
#9
I barely get in trouble for shizz cos I'm awesome at getting my way out of stuff. I got away with writing "I like Bagels" instead of "i agree" or "I disagree" with Euthanasia.
I've got out of getting half the school trying to kick my ass, I've got out of many many other minor fights, got out of skipping half a year of school.
I'm just a master of evasion.
#10
wrecked our computer by downloading PORN off of LIMEWIRE. not a good combination.
got banned from the computer for 6months
#11
i almost failed one of my senior years at school because of not handing in physics practical reports. then my sister bombed out on her final exams. sucked being in my house. you could cut the tension with a knife.
#12
Quote by nt1440
well i hit this newsman and his hooker once with my car, luckily she was already dead

Hey wait a minute, I saw that on TV, your a PHONEY!!

Hey everybody this guys a big PHONEY
#13
Quote by metal4eva_22
Hey wait a minute, I saw that on TV, your a PHONEY!!

Hey everybody this guys a big PHONEY

lol kinda
#14
just 5 seconds ago i tried to went to a porn site i usually visit, this time there came text: stop police stopped your entry to this site that has child pornography on it, and now i'm worried will they get here?
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#15
Quote by dio_dude
wrecked our computer by downloading PORN off of LIMEWIRE. not a good combination.
got banned from the computer for 6months


Then what are you doing on the computer young man???
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#16
Probably for school and home when i got suspended for kicking some little **** a few years below me (it was an unfair punishment, i kicked him once, on his fat arse)
#17
Quote by Punkismygod
just 5 seconds ago i tried to went to a porn site i usually visit, this time there came text: stop police stopped your entry to this site that has child pornography on it, and now i'm worried will they get here?


You watch child porn?
#18
Quote by Punk_Ninja
You watch child porn?

I didn't know that site had child porn!
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#20
Vandalising and other anti social stuff (ASBO!)

Stealing

Getting wasted / stoned at school, then having the cheek to sit in lessons asleep.
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#21
Quote by Punk_Ninja
I barely get in trouble for shizz cos I'm awesome at getting my way out of stuff. I got away with writing "I like Bagels" instead of "i agree" or "I disagree" with Euthanasia.
I've got out of getting half the school trying to kick my ass, I've got out of many many other minor fights, got out of skipping half a year of school.
I'm just a master of evasion.

None of that sounds hard to get out of

I once got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



And they were singin like this!
#22
Quote by Punkismygod
just 5 seconds ago i tried to went to a porn site i usually visit, this time there came text: stop police stopped your entry to this site that has child pornography on it, and now i'm worried will they get here?


Yep. Don't drop the soap, k?

I got expelled on my last day of school, which was kind of pointless really. Last year I bailed out of college and I had a year of ****, being told I brought shame to the family etc. I'm back in this year and I love it though, so it turned out I did the right thing.

#23
Quote by Punkismygod
just 5 seconds ago i tried to went to a porn site i usually visit, this time there came text: stop police stopped your entry to this site that has child pornography on it, and now i'm worried will they get here?


you're about to get completely pwned by dateline NBC
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#24
Quote by larryjohnson
None of that sounds hard to get out of

I once got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar


Gettin out of a 3 grand fine is pretty much the shizznit.
Also getting out of getting caught with your girlfriend can be pretty hard. Lets just say the duvet cover and fake sleep can be a saint, then you just have to hope your mum doesn't see her bra on the floor.
#25
Got suspended for 10 days for getting hammered and going to a school dance, my parents were pretty pissed.
I play music and stuff..
#26
Quote by SealCubMassacre
Yep. Don't drop the soap, k?

I got expelled on my last day of school, which was kind of pointless really. Last year I bailed out of college and I had a year of ****, being told I brought shame to the family etc. I'm back in this year and I love it though, so it turned out I did the right thing.




seriously i have a gun in my mouth right away if they come here, i couldn't live with myself anymore
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#27
i once got hanged for making hitler commit suicide.


true story
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#28
Quote by Punkismygod
seriously i have a gun in my mouth right away if they come here, i couldn't live with myself anymore


Man chill out I was joking! If you haven't been going on kiddie porn intentionally then you have nothing to worry about, you get pop-ups saying all sorts of garbage. I once got a big yellow screen pop up on some page about kiddie porn and I wasn't even looking at porn.

Breath...and relax.



EDIT: Actually the most trouble I've been in is when a mate and I turned a class crucifix upside down in Religious Studies.

I went to a Catholic school.
#29
Either the time I stole a book of matches from my parents and almost burned the house down when I was like 10 or when I got caught sniffing white out in 6th grade....both sucked immensely.
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#30
Quote by Punkismygod
seriously i have a gun in my mouth right away if they come here, i couldn't live with myself anymore


Don't worry about it, even if they do go to your house (they won't) just make it clear you were looking at regular, legal girls with plastic pyramid tits screwing some guy who gets fired if he cums.
#31
Quote by SealCubMassacre
Man chill out I was joking! If you haven't been going on kiddie porn intentionally then you have nothing to worry about, you get pop-ups saying all sorts of garbage. I once got a big yellow screen pop up on some page about kiddie porn and I wasn't even looking at porn.

Breath...and relax.



thanks for trying to calm me down, but i some reason just can't relax right now :S let's see how the situation goes, probably they won't even come here but if they will than

Quote by Punk_Ninja
Don't worry about it, even if they do go to your house (they won't) just make it clear you were looking at regular, legal girls with plastic pyramid tits screwing some guy who gets fired if he cums.

thanks for the laugh but still i wouldn't like my parents know that i watch pornography, but they might already know. don't know.
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#32
Quote by Punkismygod
thanks for trying to calm me down, but i some reason just can't relax right now :S let's see how the situation goes, probably they won't even come here but if they will than
There's a reason why you shouldn't be looking at that.
#34
Quote by Punk_Ninja
If they do just make sure that you remove ALL pictures of young relatives from the house, and FAST.

your jokes just get better and better

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There's a reason why you shouldn't be looking at that.

should i be worried or not?
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#35
You'll be fine punkismygod
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#37
But yeah. It wasn't that bad, just got caught going 15 miles per hour over the speed limit. I tend to stay out of trouble quite well.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#38
I got caught with 2 big-ass bottles of pain relievers, uppers, downers, etc... about 10 months ago.

Not fun.
#39
Shoplifting, fighting, vandalism, underage drinking, running away from police.


I was a little bastard
#40
Quote by Punkismygod
your jokes just get better and better


should i be worried or not?
Well, if you're hiding it from everyone and now worried about the law, it's probably best if you drop the BAD habit altogether.
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