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#1
How do I get my mind off this?
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My nipples. WHAT ARE THEY FOR?!?!?!?!
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Put your penis in a raging hot fire, that should melt the bottle off
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4e574e57363g, despite your first post on a thread almost always being PWNT you kickass.
#3
well, NOT by telling the pit, who will laugh at u for getting dumped, to make up for the fact that they dont have one


HAHAHAH u got dumped!


.....
#4
Take a few months to re-coop, find a new fish in the ever expanding ocean of <3.

/cliche
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#6
aw
that sucks
rebound?
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#10
Get wasted, get pasted, get tasted. Do it, mate, then have a drunken hook-up with a moderately attractive chick. When you wake up, get some painkillers, get high, play guitar.

Sorry to hear about the break up tho'.

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#11
Say this to yourself over and over, and over;

There are more fish in the sea.. And I have a big pole.
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#12
Quote by Don't Panic Ok?
Get wasted, get pasted, get tasted. Do it, mate, then have a drunken hook-up with a moderately attractive chick. When you wake up, get some painkillers, get high, play guitar.

Sorry to hear about the break up tho'.

.....Brilliant advice!!!!!!
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#15
eat a s hit load!!!
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


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Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

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#16
Play Halo
Jack Off
Crack Open a Beer
Play Guitar
Don't go on The Pit
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IF YOU TYPE WITH BIG LETTERS YOUR POINT WILL COME ACROSS EASIER!

Seriously wtf was that?
#17
lulz
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#18
Best way to deal with it is to sleep with her best friend/sister/mother.

All the cool kids do it.

No seriously, give it time... Time is the best healer..

As is sleeping with her best friend/sister/mother.
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#19
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Get pissed out of your skull.


wow someone took my old avi pretty quick....not like I made it or anything though
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#20
get high, get drunk, get fat, then get better and get a hooker

"When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do." - Jimi Hendrix


"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." - John Lennon


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#21
Win her back with a song that show cases your godlike talents at guitar and singing.


Or just say "Fcuk That Bitch I never loved her" until you believe it
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Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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#22
man! mine left me a few days ago cos i promised her i would talk to her when i got depressed instead of drinkin J-D and playin guitar! High-5 on the singularity!
dude, to hell with her, the bright side is u might get a cracker song out of it and ul get better at guitar (or bass) cos u wont be wastin time with her.

(personal advice is keep busy and it'l get better every day, just keep goin and dont do anythin dumb. If it gets really hard talk seriously to a friend or somethin)
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#24
boo ****ing hoo


jk

go get **** faced, pot, booze, etc.

or just forget about her. do other stuff. go hang with some buddies.
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Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#25
heh thanks dudes, you are all awesome.

i would go do a little bit of this , but its not cool when you're on the verge of crying

we went out for almost 9 months.... goddamn.
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My nipples. WHAT ARE THEY FOR?!?!?!?!
Quote by nick dixon
Put your penis in a raging hot fire, that should melt the bottle off
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4e574e57363g, despite your first post on a thread almost always being PWNT you kickass.
#27
Get trashed, then take it to the relationship thread.

9 Months? Pah. I lost my girl of 2 years last week, I'm still stuck on part 1 of my plan.
#28
Quote by 4e574e57363g
heh thanks dudes, you are all awesome.

i would go do a little bit of this , but its not cool when you're on the verge of crying

we went out for almost 9 months.... goddamn.



Here's my advice: When I'm depressed or upset in general, I like to counter it with some serious baddassery. (No joke. I'm serious.)

So I normally go turn on some Lamb of God or Children of Bodom. I find the heaviest **** ever and turn it up. Try not to think about the negative facts, whatever they may be. (Her sleeping with someone else, her crying about it, whatever...)

Always remember, your life isn't over. Everyone in the world has been dumped and/or will be dumbed again. You're back on the market...
#30
heres best thing to do i use this one.

1:get stoned
2:play your game of choice i pref cod4
3:play guitar
4: go to a party
5:come home at 7:30 in the mornin just dont get caught smokin pot like i did.... now its drug tests for the next 5 months
#31
ooooor
if you want to get depressed.. listen to james blunt's goodbye my lover.. or dedicate it to her, and then dump her the worst way you can think of... oh, and learn piano

"When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do." - Jimi Hendrix


"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." - John Lennon


I'm a GIRL!
#32
Quote by skaguitarist53
simple.

just give us the url's to all of her myspace/facebook etc. we'll take care of the rest.

Best response so far.
I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are. - Stephen Colbert

#34
Quote by skaguitarist53
simple.

just give us the url's to all of her myspace/facebook etc. we'll take care of the rest.

totally agree

"When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do." - Jimi Hendrix


"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." - John Lennon


I'm a GIRL!
#35
Don't play sad acoustic songs and don't take long walks because youwill screw yourself over and drop into a state of emotional dog ****.

In other words, the only remedy is a good combonation of loud, obnoxious music and a case of Bud Light.
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#36
I speak for the majority of my nation when I say 'Awww diddums...'.

I don't necessarily agree. Getting dumped sucks.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#37
get back at her ass
by acting like an emotional wreck you are only letting your ex "win"
show up monday or whenever with a better girlfriend and make sure to rub it in her face
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#38
Quote by Ismail93
get back at her ass
by acting like an emotional wreck you are only letting your ex "win"
show up monday or whenever with a better girlfriend and make sure to rub it in her face

Am I the only person who loled?
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#39
Quote by Don't Panic Ok?
Get wasted, get pasted, get tasted. Do it, mate, then have a drunken hook-up with a moderately attractive chick. When you wake up, get some painkillers, get high, play guitar.

Sorry to hear about the break up tho'.


...Am I the only one who, when I read that, heard it with a really sexy accent? Just me? Okay.

Also, do anything that you would normally do that doesn't have anything to do with her. Hang out with friends, play guitar, play sports/video games if you do, just don't sit around moping.
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stupid ppl (they're like slinkies, not good for much, but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs)

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Holy non-gender specific pronoun Batman!

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you dont rly play guitar if you dont shred
#40
no
haha
i actually laughed at it when i read over it
lol
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