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#1
Well here's the story of one of the ****ty things that happen in my life... Sorry if it's long...

Well, my ex disappeared for about a month. And yesterday when I went to
church, I tried to talk with her a bit, but she just ignored me. Later, I went
out and she comes up to ask me, "What's wrong with you?" I just say "Nothing"
and went inside again. This time I sat away from her. Then, I saw she went
outside with a smile. Then she comes in with some random guy and sits right
in front of me. >_> And starts to make out... IN A CHURCH! And she told me
that was disrespectful, but it isn't when you cheat on someone? I felt bad,
so I went outside, then a friend of mine noticed this and came outside to talk
with me. After a while I felt better then went back inside. I noticed her looking
around, and when she saw me she turned around quickly. Later, a girl sat
next to me and she kept staring at me. Jaja. Then I realized it was just to
piss me off. So now, I'm gonna join the church band and bring some friends
to the church. That'll show her. Then women complain why no men are faithful.
But, for some reason I'm more talkative now and already made 2 friends. ^^
I guess I win. No STD's for me.

Thanks for listening all you who read this.

I hope it's understandable now...
Last edited by El Legendario at Feb 3, 2008,
#2
Your relation ship skills are almost as bad as your spelling and grammar.
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#6
the hell with her, man.
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#7
man don't do that ****
not if you don't want to anyways

ain't no need to prove a point to a bitch as shady as that, walk away and be happy that bitch is out of your life
#8
You've been alive for a month?


Well she made out in church, so you're gonna have to have sex in public if you wanna one-up her
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#9
You truly are a strong person. Tough times have truly fallen upon you, young warrior.
“Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.” - Leonard Cohen


"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" - Confucius
#11
Dude. She sounds like a ****ing *****. You don't sound so much better.

You can be more mature if you act maturely about it and don't try to "get her back" by sitting next another girl to make her jealous.

If you act maturely, she's gonna realize sooner or later that being immature about it isn't the way to deal with life. Don't lower yourself...
#12
I dont get it? You have very poor sentence structure.
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#14
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#15
I don't get whats going on, it may be the 7 beers or I might be with the majority when I say

what you talkin bout fool?
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#16
For some reason, I don't think that made much sense. I got the gist of it, though. And this should be in the relationship thread, and not titled "Some life I got..." since it's only one thing that happened. I figured it was going to be some epic tale, not "my gurlfr3nd ch3a7z0rd on me n i is sad!!!!111oneone!"

Someone should post a really good (true) story of their life just to show him up.
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stupid ppl (they're like slinkies, not good for much, but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs)

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Holy non-gender specific pronoun Batman!

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#17
If that little bitchfest sums up the negativity of your life you better be one grateful little bastard.
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#18
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I dont get it? You have very poor sentence structure.

+1
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#21
hey at least we're not in the caveman days anymore. man them guys must think we're pussies
#22
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Your relation ship skills are almost as bad as your spelling and grammar.


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#23
ahh.... your life makes mine look slightly better by contrast. i thank you, good sir. and please, add adverbs to whatever you write.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#24
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Someone should post a really good (true) story of their life just to show him up.


So, I made out with this girl in church yesterday...
#26
You didn't talk to her for a month because you thought she was on vacation? Maybe that was a contributing factor.
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#27
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So, I made out with this girl in church yesterday...

*standing ovation
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#28
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So, I made out with this girl in church yesterday...


... ...but that's not what I meant.
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stupid ppl (they're like slinkies, not good for much, but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs)

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Holy non-gender specific pronoun Batman!

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#29
Quote by demonmouse500
Someone should post a really good (true) story of their life just to show him up.



I overdosed in 2000 (semi-intentionally) and was told I shouldn't drink again due to damage to my liver. 8 years of hard drinking later I'm told my knee and my shin are ****ed and I can never play football again. But **** it... I'm drunk and I'm gonna save some money from my ****ty ****ing job move to Melbourne and pick grapes. Yippe Kaya Mother****ers!!!
#30
wut
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


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#31
Quote by demonmouse500
For some reason, I don't think that made much sense. I got the gist of it, though. And this should be in the relationship thread, and not titled "Some life I got..." since it's only one thing that happened. I figured it was going to be some epic tale, not "my gurlfr3nd ch3a7z0rd on me n i is sad!!!!111oneone!"

Someone should post a really good (true) story of their life just to show him up.


I have aids
#32
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You've been alive for a month?


Well she made out in church, so you're gonna have to have sex in public if you wanna one-up her


#34
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I overdosed in 2000 (semi-intentionally) and was told I shouldn't drink again due to damage to my liver. 8 years of hard drinking later I'm told my knee and my shin are ****ed and I can never play football again. But **** it... I'm drunk and I'm gonna save some money from my ****ty ****ing job move to Melbourne and pick grapes. Yippe Kaya Mother****ers!!!



thats more like it
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#35
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I infected the monkey that infected the polio vaccine that became AIDS.



Some life I got, amirite???
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Aww

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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#36
vacation?
jeez if she was worth anything to you you would've talked while she was on vacation.
this tells me you both don't care anyways, so just move on.
#37
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I really did lol. Hard.
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Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
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#38
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so you see your girlfriend make out with another girl

If only....

Pics.
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Aww

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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#39
wait, she ignores you while you try to talk to her, and then she comes outside and asks you what's wrong with you? i don't get it.
#40
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I infected the monkey that infected the polio vaccine that became AIDS.



Some life I got, amirite???

bastard! so its your fault i got aids
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