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#1
I've decided I don't want to go to college. I want to open a waffle house with my friend.

I've got the location down on where I'm going to open up.
Tomorrow I'm buying a waffle iron and perfecting the waffle recipe.
Tomorrow night I'm going to make an estimate of the costs to run it.
Assuming that the waffle I create will be the greatest waffle ever, Everything should run smoothly.

Have any of you ever opened a waffle house?
Any tips on recipes?
What else should I include on my menu?
If you went into a waffle house, what kind of atmosphere would you want?
Favorite toppings on your waffle? (Fruit, chicken and icecream)
Different variations of the waffle you would like? (fried waffle?)
Do you like pancakes as well?
Good name for the waffle house?

These are questions I would love answered for help opening my waffle house.
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#2
Could I be a chef at your waffle house?

(yes, I did make those, ALL BY MYSELF!)
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I don't like waffles.


Pancakes?

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#7
im majoring in waffle housing here in college. they really grill ya for those finals.
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#8
AH, I love the Waffle House. Although, I have one suggestion: When you serve dinner, include fries (chips) as an option. I always hated not being able to get fries with dinner.
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#10
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AH, I love the Waffle House. Although, I have one suggestion: When you serve dinner, include fries (chips) as an option. I always hated not being able to get fries with dinner.


Anything else? Side dishes?
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#11
OH MY GOD.

I was seriously thinking of naming my band Roflwaffle. I figured everybody would just think we're drunk all the time though.

HI EVERYBODY WE'RE ROFLWAFFFLEE
#12
make penis shaped waffles and make everythign sexually oriented.. tis th eonly way
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Could I be a chef at your waffle house?

(yes, I did make those, ALL BY MYSELF!)
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#14
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I've decided I don't want to go to college. I want to open a waffle house


Anyways, waffles are the evil villain of breakfast foods. Their syrup trapping squares of tyranny must be stopped...
and i like pancakes better


PANCAKES>WAFFLES
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#15
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Anything else? Side dishes?

Honestly that was my only complaint...if I think of something I'll let you know.
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Anyways, waffles are the evil villain of breakfast foods. Their syrup trapping squares of tyranny must be stopped...
and i like pancakes better


PANCAKES>WAFFLES


I could swear that Waffle House does sell more than just waffles.
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#17
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If you do it, name your restaurant the "ROFLWAFFLE"

Edit: I just saw you also live in NY, where do you live?


LoL that's a ****in kick ass name

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#21
Serve Belgian waffles.
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#22
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Anyways, waffles are the evil villain of breakfast foods. Their syrup trapping squares of tyranny must be stopped...
and i like pancakes better


PANCAKES>WAFFLES


Waffles are aesthetically pleasing when you see them because of their texture. Pancakes are plain. If I were to have a giant waffle on my waffle house, people might come.
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#23
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Anyways, waffles are the evil villain of breakfast foods. Their syrup trapping squares of tyranny must be stopped...


So you'll vote Muffins in my poll? Against Waffles?
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#24
I'll serve whatever the people want, be it panaffles or belgian waffles.

Also, primusfan has thought of the idea of making it a coffee shop/venue as well.
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#25
you could design everything to look like breakfast.. like.. have the booths white chairs with cushion on it.. and the cushions look like bacon and you could have napkins with waffle design on them
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I'll serve whatever the people want, be it panaffles or belgian waffles.

Also, primusfan has thought of the idea of making it a coffee shop/venue as well.

That would be amazing.
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you could design everything to look like breakfast.. like.. have the booths white chairs with cushion on it.. and the cushions look like bacon and you could have napkins with waffle design on them


That's tacky...

and when I say "Waffle House" I don't mean it as in some chain thing. I mean as a local business.
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#28
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I'll serve whatever the people want, be it panaffles or belgian waffles.

Also, primusfan has thought of the idea of making it a coffee shop/venue as well.

Oh, and just for good measure, have it triple as a Jamba Juice as well as a coffee and waffle house.
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#30
Aw hell yeah i just got sigged

You sould get some guy to dress up as a giant waffle on the sidewalk.
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#32
Good luck with all that Joey.
I'll drive up to New York just to eat at your waffle house.

Also, serve pancakes and French toast in addition to waffles. I've always thought of those three as kind of being the ultimate breakfast trio.
#33
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Good luck with all that Joey.
I'll drive up to New York just to eat at your waffle house.

Also, serve pancakes and French toast in addition to waffles. I've always thought of those three as kind of being the ultimate breakfast trio.


Of course, every breakfast place has those. I'll have pastries and muffins as well. With it doubling as a venue maybe Post-Modern Sounds can do a show there some time.
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#34
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Of course, every breakfast place has those. I'll have pastries and muffins as well. With it doubling as a venue maybe Post-Modern Sounds can do a show there some time.

That would be awesome! Punk rock waffle party! *-)
#35
Make sure you do something to make your wafflehouse different than the rest, if you are just a generic wafflehouse, why should people come to your establishment instead of some other one? Have some type of specialty, like having a rediculous variety of waffles or something. Also have a unique type of atmosphere to the store.

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#36
Woah, if you pulled this off and I'm ever in America, I'm so going to your Waffle House.

Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#37
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Make sure you do something to make your wafflehouse different than the rest, if you are just a generic wafflehouse, why should people come to your establishment instead of some other one? Have some type of specialty, like having a rediculous variety of waffles or something. Also have a unique type of atmosphere to the store.

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My waffle house is going to have delicious waffles. I've decided on a rustic outdoors look to it with the smell of pine needles and waffles when you walk in. It's going to have many different kinds of coffees and teas. Cappucinos, Espressos. You name it. I'll also build a small stage for bands and artists to play. Local artists can put their pictures and paintings on the walls.
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#38
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My waffle house is going to have delicious waffles. I've decided on a rustic outdoors look to it with the smell of pine needles and waffles when you walk in. It's going to have many different kinds of coffees and teas. Cappucinos, Espressos. You name it. I'll also build a small stage for bands and artists to play. Local artists can put their pictures and paintings on the walls.

I love that.
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#39
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My waffle house is going to have delicious waffles. I've decided on a rustic outdoors look to it with the smell of pine needles and waffles when you walk in. It's going to have many different kinds of coffees and teas. Cappucinos, Espressos. You name it. I'll also build a small stage for bands and artists to play. Local artists can put their pictures and paintings on the walls.

That sounds amazing. Tell me when you opena the warffle house so I can steal a car and drive to it. That soudns great. Really I'mean it.

Seriously I love coffee, MMM coffe and waffles. No Put peanut butter on it.
#40
It appeals to all ages and it's perfectly fine for the night life. I'll try to incorporate some kinds of alcoholic drinks such as wine.
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