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#1
So yeah. I live in Washington. And I need to make some money for equipment. What things do you suggest I do to make money. (Please don't say "prostitution". Which I know some of you will.)
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#2
sell drugs...

the government cant take taxes outta that!
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#8
Depending on your location MD may not hire until like 16...

TS, you'll have a hard time trying to find a "standard job" at your age, I suggest just looking around the neighborhood for work. cut grass and shrubs, wash cars....stuff like that for a little money. Sure you wont get much out of it but its better than nothing.
#13
Shoot birds at the airport.
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#14
well youre to young to start pimping..... and being a professional musician aint gonna happen unless you sell youre soul to The disney corporation....... you could sell sperm but youre only thirteen and you probbably wouldnt know how to get it, and you cant get a normal job at least not in california,................you could sell drugs theyre easy to get (your moms medicine cabinent) but thats morally wrong especialy for you so i donno sounds like youre outa luck.
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#15
Just steal sh*t and sell it or whatever. No taxes, make your own ours, you're your own boss, good job security (as long as you stay outta jail), plus if you do get caught your criminal record will get wiped as soon as you become an adult, so no harm done.
#16
bag boy, idk anything about your parents jobs but i was able to work at my dads warehouse for a while at age 14. and actually i think its illegal to work under age 14, but you can like mow lawns(in the summer), rake leaves, paint fences, help old people, ect.
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#17
baby sitting, mowing lawns, silly shirts to friends, drugs, nothing truly official for someone that young
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well youre to young to start pimping..... and being a professional musician aint gonna happen unless you sell youre soul to The disney corporation....... you could sell sperm but youre only thirteen and you probbably wouldnt know how to get it, and you cant get a normal job at least not in california,................you could sell drugs theyre easy to get (your moms medicine cabinent) but thats morally wrong especialy for you so i donno sounds like youre outa luck.

I have narcotics my mom refuses to take, would that work?
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my illegal grandparents worked in the feilds...i ont think theyll let him do that anymore, besides i could easily see the scene in fun with dick n jane replay itself in real life and this kid ending up getting deported with a bunch of mexicans, no that wont do.
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#21
Well I live in a small town of 3000 people. There's no jobs that would accept me at this age. (And by jobs I mean getting paid like 8 bucks an hour working 4 hours.) There's this job at this small movie rental place that's the easiest job ever. You basically sit on a computer and scan a few purchases. Which is pretty damn awesome. They only accept 16 year olds and up. So I guess I'll have to run errands or something. Do odd jobs.
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#23
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my illegal grandparents worked in the feilds...i ont think theyll let him do that anymore, besides i could easily see the scene in fun with dick n jane replay itself in real life and this kid ending up getting deported with a bunch of mexicans, no that wont do.

When I made that post I had undertable jobs in mind, not working in the fields and getting deported. I remember when my brother worked at a factory where he was the only worker that could speak english. about a year ago the factory got busted and shut down.
#24
as of right now, 13 is young for working anywhere. insurance and basic state/federal laws don't bode well for someone your age. but if i can point you any direction: start in food industry. that's where i started. and i'm not talking about the stereotypical "mcdonalds" job; if there are some GOOD restaurants in your area, go to the place and ask if there are any positions open for an able-bodied, young, hard-working individual. if you're dedicated enough, they may hire you. again, 13 is very young; a few years will do you wonders when trying to get hired for a job, but you may as well give it a shot! i STARTED working at a very fancy place at $9.00/hour (this was back in about 2000...get off my lawn) doing dishes. that was huge money back when i was 15 years old. that place got me through the last half of high school and the first half of college. but at this point i'm probably rambling because i just got back from the bars and am in a public forum on the interwebs where at least 3 other people will read whatever i write.
#25
Prostitution. Pimp your sister or something.



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#26
You could probably find some rich person to sponsor your puberty.
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#28
it is illegal for a person under 14 to work. Your best bet would be "under the table" jobs, for example a local fruit place thats willing to pay you cash.
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#31
got a younger sister, cos i got about 15 bucks
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#32
Im surprised nobody has said this....go out busking! Playing music on the street corner downtown.
#33
Webcam shows. Seriouslt. You show yourself for a creepy old man. But they got the bucks!
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#38
how many of these type of threads do we need for goodness sake
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