#1
I'm bored, the parents aren't home but i dunno when they will be home. Should I smoke some of the reefer?
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#3
And also, wear mascara ... snake! Peon ... perhaps try masturbating too?


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#4
stuff a toilet paper roll full of some dryer sheets and make sure you exhale all the smoke through it, that way your parents can be in the next room eating dinner and you can get high and no one will ever know!

just make sure to keep the bowl covered so no smoke escapes
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#5
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stuff a toilet paper roll full of some dryer sheets and make sure you exhale all the smoke through it, that way your parents can be in the next room eating dinner and you can get high and no one will ever know!

just make sure to keep the bowl covered so no smoke escapes



Or, just go outside for awhile.
#6
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stuff a toilet paper roll full of some dryer sheets and make sure you exhale all the smoke through it, that way your parents can be in the next room eating dinner and you can get high and no one will ever know!

just make sure to keep the bowl covered so no smoke escapes


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#7
i was def. expecting some non-smoker to come in and flame the **** out of me, but i guess the pit likes to smoke too! and thanks for the suggestions.
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i was def. expecting some non-smoker to come in and flame the **** out of me, but i guess the pit likes to smoke too! and thanks for the suggestions.


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#12
yeah you could always go outside...

but i dont live where its exceptionally warm, especially right now.

whenever i did the technique i described above, i'd always blow the smoke into my backpack, or under a blanket through the 'sneek-a-toke' as we call it.

the only time i ever almost got caught was when i had taken a hit, and my sister came in and said You have a phone call, and i had lungs full of goods.

still, got away with it, and its tried and true
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#13
dude this situation just happened to me like ten minutes ago. i ended up blazing a little and eating waffles.
go for it haha
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#15
ya I'm near chicago, so its pretty cold right now. I also just realized my dads home sick but I'm not too worried about him because he smokes pot still. Im worried about my stepmom, she still smokes but she hates it when i smoke and she really hates it when i smoke in the house because she thinks that the smell will be permanently in the house

so pretty much my stepmom=fcking retarded
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#16
Don't smoke. It's bad for your health.
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#17
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Don't smoke. It's bad for your health.



Did i mention JeanMi36=fcking retarded as well?
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#19
smoking IS bad for you

so is direct sunlight, it causes cancer

and stairs, you could fall and break something!

which reminds me, i got a joint i'm gonna smoke outside on the stairs. see you all in hell i guess
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#21
ok so heres the plan that i formulated...im gonna shower, toke up either with the toilet roll or just go outside and then hit up this local pizza place where the slices are half of the pizza and its only 4 dollars.

Sound good?
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#22
do it up and take a toke for me while i do math homework.....


....nah ill toke too AND THEN do homework
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#24
I usually just smoke by my window. Take off the screen and keep it lit/take hits outside of the window. Keep the window open just in case the smell lingers for a bit and I'm too baked to notice. If I'm feeling really paranoid I may spray some deodorant, but that usually makes things seem a bit suspicious.
#27
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I usually just smoke by my window. Take off the screen and keep it lit/take hits outside of the window. Keep the window open just in case the smell lingers for a bit and I'm too baked to notice. If I'm feeling really paranoid I may spray some deodorant, but that usually makes things seem a bit suspicious.


What great advice!
I bet the TS's dilemma is still actual, seeing as this thread is only nine months old.