#5
Wow, I would kick someone. Now that would be random.
"Don't make me come down there!"


-God

[quote=""Professor McGonagall"
"]Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?


I'm a girl, by the way.
#7
Did you see that guy in the cart? If I were him I would be pretty annoyed that some people with nothing better to do were making my job harder.
#9
Quote by Long
Did you see that guy in the cart? If I were him I would be pretty annoyed that some people with nothing better to do were making my job harder.

if he was smart, he'd freeze too and get himself a break.
#12
Quote by Long
Did you see that guy in the cart? If I were him I would be pretty annoyed that some people with nothing better to do were making my job harder.

apparently you have never been tempted by the forbidden joy hidden at wal-mart.
#14
ive heard of that guy doing huge pranks like that. one time didnt he send 500 people into best buy while wearing a blue polo and some khakis over the period of 5 minutes?
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#15
Quote by I-Watch-Anime
ive heard of that guy doing huge pranks like that. one time didnt he send 500 people into best buy while wearing a blue polo and some khakis over the period of 5 minutes?

I nearly choked on a peanut from laughter about how amazing that would be. Link?
#17
Quote by I-Watch-Anime
ive heard of that guy doing huge pranks like that. one time didnt he send 500 people into best buy while wearing a blue polo and some khakis over the period of 5 minutes?


the other one was 50 guys went to abercrombie and fitch wearing only jeans... to mock the models on the door...

that was amazing... ill see if i can find that one
#19
lol the lady with the banana, i wouldve totally replaced that wiht my dick.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#22
That's the most impressive thing I've seen in a while, I just got done watching porn.
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