#1
i was born with callouses on my hands. and im just like wtf cuz they wont go away. is this a disease or something? nothing helps like lotion and ****
#2
You're a guitarist. You're going to have callouses on your hands.
Stop whining.
And if you really can't get over it, go visit a dermatologist.
#3
Callouses are helpful, I wish my hands were tougher. Some people just have tougher hands then others, if there on your fingers consider it a plus.
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My finger tips are like sand paper.
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I have callouses on my fingers, thumbs and right there above the plams at the base of my fingers, but I do a lot of outside work involvng shovels, and moving limbs and branches.

Tough hands can come in handy, trust me.
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I have callouses on my fingers, thumbs and right there above the plams at the base of my fingers, but I do a lot of outside work involvng shovels, and moving limbs and branches.

Tough hands can come in handy, trust me.


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I have callouses on my fingers, thumbs and right there above the plams at the base of my fingers, but I do a lot of outside work involvng shovels, and moving limbs and branches.

Tough hands can come in handy, trust me.


do you happen to be grounds keeper willie?
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Holy ****, don't mess with him.


good call

and TS, you don't have to work for your callouses, you should be happy
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do you happen to be grounds keeper willie?



Nah, That stuff is done in my yeard. haha I live on 3 acres of land with trees everywhere haha.

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Haha, I can also handle a whip, throw knives and axes, lasso pretty decently, and shoot pretty decently.

This is what ahppens when you live in the South with tons of land, lots of animals, and loads of spare time.
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#12
Complaining about callouses...anywhere other than a guitar forum and that might actually be an appropriate comment, but seeing as there's a pile of threads with beginner's complaining that they don't have any you should probably take this complaint somewhere else.

You don't want callouses? Stop playing guitar.

EDIT: You sound like a farmer or something, you're never gonna get rid of the callouses if you spend all your time working outside my friend. All my jobs in high school were landscaping and I had the same problem...although it was a blessing in my mind, just got my hands ready for guitar.
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lol........umm
u can throw knives?
thats cool...... *runs away*
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Yes. haha

I'm deadly at throwing knives and axes.
haha
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Having callouses is like having cauliflower ear, it shows off how much of a bad ass you are.
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#16
ya i dont hav a problem with it on my fingers cuz thats a good thing and it helps me play guitar. bu on my palms and **** doesnt make me seem like a bad ass ^^. its just kinda like wtf how did it get there. unless my penis is like sandpaper and i masturbate alot which i dont. but ya what the hell
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i was born with callouses on my hands. and im just like wtf cuz they wont go away. is this a disease or something? nothing helps like lotion and ****


mens hands are suppose to be ruff, you got a head start. I guess you didnt have to go through the pains of finger callousing while learning to play guitar eh?

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haha ok whatever thanks for all the help guys

ill just go on with my life knowing its a blessing
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Callouses are helpful, I wish my hands were tougher. Some people just have tougher hands then others, if there on your fingers consider it a plus.

my girlfriends didn't like them on my hands but w/e, my guitar will always love me. <3
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my girlfriends didn't like them on my hands but w/e, my guitar will always love me. <3

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