#1
k here u go, i got this bombshell at my work that wont talk to any male staff but me, she seems down 2 go out but i dont know how to go about asking her out cause its at work and i cant let it go wrong cause i enjoy my job and get paid good mney to do it (hence the guitar collection) any ideas how i could pull this off and not mess my job up
My gear
Guitars
1.Jackson RR5
2.Epiphone LP Custom (gibson burstbucker in bridge)
3.Washburn Dime 332 (Bill Lawrence L-500XL)
4.Fender Standard Strat

Amps
1989 Randall RG-100-ES, Marshall Jcm 900
Cabinet
1999 Marshall 4x12 1960A
#3
I thought you found an atomic bomb.
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#4
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I thought you found an atomic bomb.

Me, too.
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#5
I thought this was about bombs too. I am disappointed.

However, try flirting a little and see if she responds positively? If so ask about a movie or dinner or something? I've never tried this but that seems logical to me.
#7
yeah man, its pretty close, this is an awesome paying job, but the girl im trying to pick up is the boss' daughters best friend
My gear
Guitars
1.Jackson RR5
2.Epiphone LP Custom (gibson burstbucker in bridge)
3.Washburn Dime 332 (Bill Lawrence L-500XL)
4.Fender Standard Strat

Amps
1989 Randall RG-100-ES, Marshall Jcm 900
Cabinet
1999 Marshall 4x12 1960A
#8
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I thought you found an atomic bomb.



i thought it was actually about bombs too. this is lame.
#9
So.. while were here.. Who wants to talk about bombs instead?
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#11
k coffee went good, lunch went good, but this girl is different shes very quiet to everyone else but me adn is very close with my boss, she seems to be down but im sketchy about keeping my job ( if u dont understand why i can go into more details about why)
My gear
Guitars
1.Jackson RR5
2.Epiphone LP Custom (gibson burstbucker in bridge)
3.Washburn Dime 332 (Bill Lawrence L-500XL)
4.Fender Standard Strat

Amps
1989 Randall RG-100-ES, Marshall Jcm 900
Cabinet
1999 Marshall 4x12 1960A
#12
man k i sell some **** that can make bombs, does that count???? well if ive all the answers i can get i guess ill just start a flaming thread.

I LOVE AVENEGED SEVENFOLD, THEY R TRUE METAL/HARDCORE, discuss LOL
My gear
Guitars
1.Jackson RR5
2.Epiphone LP Custom (gibson burstbucker in bridge)
3.Washburn Dime 332 (Bill Lawrence L-500XL)
4.Fender Standard Strat

Amps
1989 Randall RG-100-ES, Marshall Jcm 900
Cabinet
1999 Marshall 4x12 1960A
#13
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So.. while were here.. Who wants to talk about bombs instead?

This bomb is so badass.

GBU-43/B "Mother Of All Bombs"
MOAB - Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb

The GBU-43/B is large, powerful and accurately delivered. high explosive. The GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb [MOAB] weapon is a 21,000 lbs total weight GPS-guided munition with fins and inertial gyro for pitch and roll control. It is probable that this munition was initially nick-named the "Mother Of All Bombs" with the retronymic expansion of MOAB following later.
The weapon is intended to have a high altitude release, allowing for greater stand-off range for the delivery vehicle. Following deployment from the aircraft via drogue parachute, the MOAB weapon is guided approximately 3 nautical miles through a GPS system (with inertial gyros for pitch and roll control), JDAM actuators, and is stabilized by series of fixed wings and grid fins. The weapon, which uses the aircraft’s GPS prior to launch, takes several seconds to reconnect to the GPS signal after it has been deployed, which is normal for GPS weapons.

Here's a picture:
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#14
U No What **** This Hot Slut At Work, Bombs Rock, Lets Make This The Official Bomb Talk Thread
My gear
Guitars
1.Jackson RR5
2.Epiphone LP Custom (gibson burstbucker in bridge)
3.Washburn Dime 332 (Bill Lawrence L-500XL)
4.Fender Standard Strat

Amps
1989 Randall RG-100-ES, Marshall Jcm 900
Cabinet
1999 Marshall 4x12 1960A
#15
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man k i sell some **** that can make bombs, does that count???? well if ive all the answers i can get i guess ill just start a flaming thread.

I LOVE AVENEGED SEVENFOLD, THEY R TRUE METAL/HARDCORE, discuss LOL

We don't want to talk about A7X, we want to talk about bombs. Tell us more about bombs. The cool ones that are shaped like this:



Anyway, did anyone else think Bomberman looked cooler before he turned into a hardass in the newer games?
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#16
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U No What **** This Hot Slut At Work, Bombs Rock, Lets Make This The Official Bomb Talk Thread

ACtually, lets make our own thread. it would be wrong to own this guys thread

good luck TS, i'll be making the Official Bomb Thread
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#17
Hahahah Bomber Man Was Way Cooler 2d, When They Made Bomberman 3de It Sucked
My gear
Guitars
1.Jackson RR5
2.Epiphone LP Custom (gibson burstbucker in bridge)
3.Washburn Dime 332 (Bill Lawrence L-500XL)
4.Fender Standard Strat

Amps
1989 Randall RG-100-ES, Marshall Jcm 900
Cabinet
1999 Marshall 4x12 1960A
#18
Any Good man knows that a way to a woman's heart is through her unconscious body... And the way to a woman's unconscious body is through chloroform.
If you remember this the ladies will never say no... Not because they don't want to... But because they physically can't. Enjoy
#19
Hahah Awesome Answer, Chloroforn Rocks Hahahahhaahh, ,man Ive Been On This Forum Too Long Too Not Have A Sticky Thread, Keep This As The Bomb Talk Forum So I Can Achieve My Ultimate-guitar Goal In Life Lol
My gear
Guitars
1.Jackson RR5
2.Epiphone LP Custom (gibson burstbucker in bridge)
3.Washburn Dime 332 (Bill Lawrence L-500XL)
4.Fender Standard Strat

Amps
1989 Randall RG-100-ES, Marshall Jcm 900
Cabinet
1999 Marshall 4x12 1960A
#20
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Hahah Awesome Answer, Chloroforn Rocks Hahahahhaahh, ,man Ive Been On This Forum Too Long Too Not Have A Sticky Thread, Keep This As The Bomb Talk Forum So I Can Achieve My Ultimate-guitar Goal In Life Lol

Whoops, my bad. Closing my other thread now...
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#21
**** Hey Already Opened The Official Bomb Thread, Now Im Doomed To Be Another Noob For The Rest Of My Ug Life. P.s. Ban "newf" He ****s Ppl Over On This Forum
My gear
Guitars
1.Jackson RR5
2.Epiphone LP Custom (gibson burstbucker in bridge)
3.Washburn Dime 332 (Bill Lawrence L-500XL)
4.Fender Standard Strat

Amps
1989 Randall RG-100-ES, Marshall Jcm 900
Cabinet
1999 Marshall 4x12 1960A
#22
Two words


Suprise butsecks
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because they are superior to ours.


I AM HERE TO RIDE BIKE!!!
#23
well if it's a bombshell it shouldnt be talking to anyone because its a bombshell, but if you wanna give it a gender, ok then. and well by asking her ''out'' you mean throw her out the window, then dopnt do it.