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#1
Here is a hypothetical scenario:

A minor walks into a gentlemen's club. He pays the cover charge and presents his real driver's license. The bouncer doesn't bother to look at the birth date (which is his actual birth date) and admits the him because he looks old enough. He goes in, sits down and enjoys the show for a short time and then leaves. During his time in the strip club, he does not consume or posses any alcohol, tobacco, or other substance and does not come in physical contact with any of the performers.

According to the laws that apply in Wisconsin, has the minor done anything illegal?
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#2
I don't know? I'll just say yes.
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#3
Why would you go to a Wisconsin Strip club?
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#4
Probably, you know, the whole walking-into-a-stripclub-underage thing
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#5
In the USA aren't minor's drivers' liscenses verticle instead of horizontal? Or is that only the Illinois?
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#6
He would break the law of not being the kind of pathetic loser who goes to strip clubs.
#7
Perhaps not to the authorities, but if the guy is married...

Is this a trick question?
#8
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Why would you go to a Wisconsin Strip club?


the minor didn't feel like traveling out of state just to act on impulse.
btw, you'd be surprised at the hotties in WI. Not that I would know...
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#9
Ummm yes, yes indeed.
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#10
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Why would you go to a Wisconsin Strip club?


+1
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#11
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Perhaps not to the authorities, but if the guy is married...

Is this a trick question?


no, not a trick question and the hypothetical person is single.
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#12
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the minor didn't feel like traveling out of state just to act on impulse.
btw, you'd be surprised at the hotties in WI. Not that I would know...

I don't like the state of Wisconsin, but I met a hottie there. An 18 year old from Russia, thus proving no hotties BORN in Wisconsin.
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#13
i think no and if anybody was to get in trouble it would be the person who checked the id and didn't check the birth date, he was the one who let the "hypothetical" minor in, and therefore anything done can't be blamed on to the "hypothetical" minor. all because he's a minor and supposedly doesn't know what he's doing because he's not old enough, which means the non minor who allowed him to do those things who actually knew what he was doing is at fault.

edit - i didn't make any sense
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#14
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I don't like the state of Wisconsin, but I met a hottie there. An 18 year old from Russia, thus proving no hotties BORN in Wisconsin.


that proves nothing. eastern european genetics in wisconsin. there are definitely hot babes. and don't hate on wisconsin, what did they ever do to you?
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i think no and if anybody was to get in trouble it would be the person who checked the id and didn't check the birth date, he was the one who let the "hypothetical" guy's i'd and therefore anything done can't be blamed on to the "hypothetical" guy because he's a minor and was let in and supposedly doesn't know what he's doing because he's not old enough which means the non minor who allowed him to do those things who actually knew what he was doing is at fault


Thank you for a serious answer.
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#16
It sounds like that should be the establishment of strippage's fault.
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#17
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that proves nothing. eastern european genetics in wisconsin. there are definitely hot babes. and don't hate on wisconsin, what did they ever do to you?

Their country side is too hilly, and people talk funny.


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#18
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Why would you go to a Wisconsin Strip club?



exactly. i heard all the strippers there were fat trailer trash.


but really, why do you want to know? did you do it? if you did, obviously you didnt get caught, so what is there to worry about?
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exactly. i heard all the strippers there were fat trailer trash.


but really, why do you want to know? did you do it? if you did, obviously you didnt get caught, so what is there to worry about?


Don't listen to the stereotypes. The quality of service varies in any state. The business in question is quite reputable for its attractive employees.

In the hypothetical scenario, there are "friends" of the minor who know about his little adventure. Rumors could spread to authority figures who could be prompted to investigate.
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#20
Hey... there are DEFINATLY some hotties in wisconsin... but there's definatly some uglies too... don't ever to go the 4 mile strip club... ewwwww....
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Don't listen to the stereotypes. The quality of service varies in any state. The business in question is quite reputable for its attractive employees.

In the hypothetical scenario, there are "friends" of the minor who know about his little adventure. Rumors could spread to authority figures who could be prompted to investigate.


Tell your hypothetical friend that his "friends" repeatng the story wont get him on the FBI's watch list.

Motley Crue and slash and people like that write books that tell about their drug use and illegal shannigans but the cops arent banging on their door.

Some stories some 16 year old punks are telling probally wont get much intrest from the local fuzz. Unless they catch your hypothetical friend in the wisconsin titty bar, he doesnt have to worry.

I made a fake ID when i was 15 years old and was going to the strippers for the nooner show when i was in grade 10. I used that ID and actually got pulled over by the police leaving the parking lot... I hide the ID and didnt get into any trouble...

Edit: I was with a friend who was legal age and he acutally showed the cop the posters we got from the strippers and he laughed and sent us on our way.

I should also mention that this is in Alberta Canada and the drinking age is 18.
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#22
Well if you "hypothetically" managed to get in, then I would guess the only person who would get in trouble would be the guy checking the ID, since you wouldn't have lied to get in, and assuming the ID is real, you wouldn't have be committing fraud or anything. And I suggest Beansnappers haha.

And there are hotties from WI, I know plenty
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Edit: I was with a friend who was legal age and he acutally showed the cop the posters we got from the strippers and he laughed and sent us on our way.


posters from strippers?

edit -

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Well if you "hypothetically" managed to get in, then I would guess the only person who would get in trouble would be the guy checking the ID, since you wouldn't have lied to get in, and assuming the ID is real, you wouldn't have be committing fraud or anything. And I suggest Beansnappers haha.


+1
...whatever beansnappers are....
#24
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He would break the law of not being the kind of pathetic loser who goes to strip clubs.

Whats wrong with strip clubs? Every male loves strip clubs!
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#25
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Their country side is too hilly, and people talk funny.


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Could be worse. We could drive like assholes and root for the Bears.
#26
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Could be worse. We could drive like assholes and root for the Bears.

When I was in Wisconsin, it was pouring rain and no one had their lights on!

And, atleast we don't root for the packers...
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#27
Who could this 'minor' be TS?
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#28
Hey don't be knockin' my home state guys. And yes there are some hot girls just like the rest of the states, but of course there is some real trash at the same time.

Aren't strip clubs actually illegal in Wisconsin and the places that are there are just sort of ignored by the authorities?
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#30
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Here is a hypothetical scenario:

A minor walks into a gentlemen's club. He pays the cover charge and presents his real driver's license. The bouncer doesn't bother to look at the birth date (which is his actual birth date) and admits the him because he looks old enough. He goes in, sits down and enjoys the show for a short time and then leaves. During his time in the strip club, he does not consume or posses any alcohol, tobacco, or other substance and does not come in physical contact with any of the performers.

According to the laws that apply in Wisconsin, has the minor done anything illegal?

Both parties are to blame. The bouncer should be checking more thoroughly and the kid trying to get in is underage. Both are illegal.
#32
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Why would you go to a Wisconsin Strip club?


yeah they probably have wildebeasts in those
#33
fact is, nobody'll ever notice or care


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Could be worse. We could drive like assholes and root for the Bears.


Lol my dad roots for the bears........and I've been laughing at him for 3 years....Doesn't help hes from Ill.
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#36
Here is a hypothetical scenario:

A minor walks into a gentlemen's club. He pays the cover charge and presents his real driver's license. The bouncer doesn't bother to look at the birth date (which is his actual birth date) and admits the him because he looks old enough. He goes in, sits down and enjoys the show for a short time and then leaves. During his time in the strip club, he does not consume or posses any alcohol, tobacco, or other substance and does not come in physical contact with any of the performers.

According to the laws that apply in Wisconsin, has the minor done anything illegal?


Nope, it would be the bouncers and the club that would get the flack not you.
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#37
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Whats wrong with strip clubs? Every male loves strip clubs!


nah they're ****,

you get to just look at hot girls, great!?
#38
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Hey don't be knockin' my home state guys. And yes there are some hot girls just like the rest of the states, but of course there is some real trash at the same time.

Aren't strip clubs actually illegal in Wisconsin and the places that are there are just sort of ignored by the authorities?


+1

and yes, even cops like sex
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#39
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Who could this 'minor' be TS?


his name starts with an "N" and ends with an "itroduck"
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