#1
This coming Saturday, February 9th, as of now, is EPIC DAY.
EPIC DAY consists of anything thou considers epic. Whether it may be posting humorous epic images on thee beloved UG, or recording an epically sweet-eth jam.
Join me, brethren, in celebrating the most phenomenal holiday of all holidays; EPIC DAY.
Mark thy calendars! Polish thy axe! Smacketh thy bitch!
This Saturday we will simply walk into Mordor!
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#2
what!?
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#3
No...
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#4
im pumped for it
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#5
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im pumped for it

He's got the idea.
Come on UGer's, don't be so literal. Get in to character and epic it up.
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I usually just pretend I'm batman on duty. It makes me feel useful to society.

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Penguins are ****ing creepy. They all just stand there, staring... with their EYES. Like beady eyed tuxedo clad stalkers.
#8
You know what... Now that I think about it... I take but my No. Epic Day should be fun.
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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#9
Whoa, on the 9th?! 9 is my favorite number! This is way cool.
Where's that confounded bridge?

Try to realize it's all within yourself
no one else can make you change
And to see you're really only very small
and life flows on within you and without you.
#10
Epic you say? I say all of UG takes over a small country on the 9th, and then at midnight we give back the power to government and we are all like, "lol, it was just an epic joke." And then we leave and go back to our dull dull lives.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#11
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I am not going to masturbate on epic day.

You = Win.
Thou shows true Epic Spirit.
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I usually just pretend I'm batman on duty. It makes me feel useful to society.

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Penguins are ****ing creepy. They all just stand there, staring... with their EYES. Like beady eyed tuxedo clad stalkers.
#12
There better be some goddamn Turisas.
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#13
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You = Win.
Thou shows true Epic Spirit.

either you don't masturbate, or you masturbate 30 times that day.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#14
i just realized im probably going to lose my virginity on epic day!!!
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#17
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i just realized im probably going to lose my virginity on epic day!!!

Meet up with your girl in medieval armor.
That would be so totally epic.
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I usually just pretend I'm batman on duty. It makes me feel useful to society.

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Penguins are ****ing creepy. They all just stand there, staring... with their EYES. Like beady eyed tuxedo clad stalkers.
#19
I don't get it. I just know I have a Chem. test that day...
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#20
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This coming Saturday, February 9th, as of now, is EPIC DAY.
EPIC DAY consists of anything thou considers epic. Whether it may be posting humorous epic images on thee beloved UG, or recording an epically sweet-eth jam.
Join me, brethren, in celebrating the most phenomenal holiday of all holidays; EPIC DAY.
Mark thy calendars! Polish thy axe! Smacketh thy bitch!
This Saturday we will simply walk into Mordor!




Sound petty epic.
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#21
I'm gonna celebrate epic day by getting drunk
+1?
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#23
I'm going to be with my gf but what the hell, I'll bring my armor and axe

you have my sword
#25
I'll probably be hungover on epic day....but partying with a hangover is epic...right?
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#26
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either you don't masturbate, or you masturbate 30 times that day.



I'd rather choose the latter. I think masturbating more than your supposed to is about as epic as it gets.
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#27
Yeah, let's not..
O.K.

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