#1
Yeah i definatly owned my self today.

I left my mobile phone in my classroom and when i realised that , the classroom was already locked and i was to lazy to go ask a teacher to let me in.
So i came up with the best solution ever.

"Hey , why dont i just kick the door out"

So i blasted at the door at full strenght like 10 times and after a while i felt that it was extremly loose but when i still couldn't kick it , i decided to go ask a teacher to open it up.

I bring the teacher and when she tries to unlock the door she sees that it's unlocked and that the lock-thingy is broken and can't be used to lock the door again.

Anyway, to summ it up:
I broke the damn lock but never even tried to open it up after it felt loose and expected it to fly open just like in all those hollywood movies.

Yay me
#3
you fail
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#4
i think this brings us to the conclusion that your quite the jackass =]
#5
phail.
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#6
that is quite possibly one of the dumbest things i have ever heard... you fail... at life
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#7
you have a miserable life.
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#8
I kicked a door down once, but I did it right, and because I was ****ing sick of getting locked out of my house.
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#11
fail + phail are becoming the new horribly overused phrases INIT

on topic: sounds quite funny... hah..


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didn't anyone notice you kicking the door down?
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#12
Can this kid be banned for being an epic moron!

"i have come up against a problem........got to use all my intellect for this...............................ermmm, lets kick the problem"

fool
#13
my friend locked me out of my school so i jumped in the window and had to listen to my photography teachers speech about how "**** flows down hill" and "if only an administrator had seen that"
#14
wait so the door was unlocked the whole time?
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#17
you sir, have earned,
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#20
Didn't anyone around you think, 'Hey, that sounds like someone kicking a door down?!"?