Poll: Hannibal VS Norris
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Hannibal Lecter
38 58%
Chuck Norris
27 42%
Voters: 65.
Who would win?

Hannibal Lecter:

Chuck Norris:

IMO, Hannibal Lecter would convince Chuck Norris to headbutt himself to death.

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Yeah. . . Lecter would eat Norris's liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. And therefore absorb his power.
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hannibal lecter would totally destroy chuck norris. no contest. have you seen silence of the lambs, and what he does to the prison guards/ambulance drivers? or in hannibal rising, when he kicks major nazi ass? norris doesn't have a chance.