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#1
Anyone else hear about this? That teacher is in my high school. Apparantly I know the kid too, not personally though.


Heres a better article.
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Apparently you know him? Either you know the damn kid or not.

I know who he is. He's a grade lower than me, and when I was in 6th grade, he was all like "I could beat you up!". That's the only time I ever met him.
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#4
"nicccce~"

EDIT: woooow i just saw a photo of her, not so "niccce"
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#5
is the teacher hot?

EDIT- nvm... eh, she looks pretty desperate and lonely.
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#6
Nice.

EDIT: V Sounds like he wanted it.

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#7
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is the teacher hot?

Not really, I had her as a sub for 5 or 10 mins in my English class. Apparently she always let this student skip class and go in her room, and she took him to a Dane Cook show, as well as a lot of other out of school activities.
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#8
I don't think she should be charged with anything....It's pretty clear he wanted it.
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is the teacher hot?


NO. Not at all from that picture in the article. I don't understand how the parents find out about this stuff. If I were the kid (not with that fugly biatch) hooking up with a HOT teacher, I would keep that sh% under wraps. Well, no wait... I'd have to brag.
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#11
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is the teacher hot?

EDIT- nvm... eh, she looks pretty desperate and lonely.


Psh, it's a mug shot, think she's gunna smile for the camera?
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#14
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lol this is exactly like that episode of south park, and all the guys just go..."nice"


Except the teacher isnt hot.
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#15
All I ever got from teachers were detentions.
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All I ever got from teachers were detentions.

All I got was good... HOT..... DICKINGS!!!!


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#18
I think it's funny how they call it sexual "assault" when in reality the boy probably loved banging her and was more than eager.
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#19
I remember I had a teacher back in 8th grade that liked me a little too much. I tried to ignore her at a store and she got upset. She told that she thought we were friends and that I hurt her cause she cared about me. When I went back to her class she kicked me out and wouldn't talk to me.
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#20
That's... interesting.
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I remember I had a teacher back in 8th grade that liked me a little too much. I tried to ignore her at a store and she got upset. She told that she thought we were friends and that I hurt her cause she cared about me. When I went back to her class she kicked me out and wouldn't talk to me.


Yeah, dude. Rejected that horny bitch.
#21
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I don't think she should be charged with anything....It's pretty clear he wanted it.


Whereas if the teacher was male and the female student wanted it
#22
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Whereas if the teacher was male and the female student wanted it

Hey! I'm sick of all the teachers stealing all my female students.
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#23
Hey TS, I didn't know that you're from Belvidere. Have you ever heard of a guy named Ryan Burritt? He's kind of a big deal.
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Hey TS, I didn't know that you're from Belvidere. Have you ever heard of a guy named Ryan Burritt? He's kind of a big deal.

I may have. Why is he a big deal?
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#26
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I googled her volleyball pic... even there not so nice...

lol link?
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Hey TS, I didn't know that you're from Belvidere. Have you ever heard of a guy named Ryan Burritt? He's kind of a big deal.

This phrase makes me want to punch a baby goat.
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I may have. Why is he a big deal?


Mostly because he's a badass. He used to play tambourine in a band called Your City/State and before ever gig he'd go to the closest bar (usually Swilligans) and ask the bartender, "Hey, you know that shot, liquid cocaine?" They'd reply, "Yeah" and he'd be like, "I want a whole glass of it." They would look shocked and be all, "I'm not sure if it's legal to put that much alcohol in a cup, but ok. 8 dollars." Then he would drink it and play the set.
One time he threatened to supplex me.


Long story short, he's a big deal because when he meets new people, he's like, "Hey, I'm Ryan Burritt. You've probably heard of me. I'm kind of a big deal."

also, he looks like Dustin Hoffman in Midnight Cowboy.

Cool guy.
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#29
Nope, haven't met him. But, if he's the same age as you, he's the same age as my sister, who is also going to Rock Valley, they've probably met.


Anyways... Would you have hit it?
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#30
lol i just saw a pic of her.. shes got big hooters but her face is ... i dunno id bang her if it was halloween
#31
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Nope, haven't met him. But, if he's the same age as you, he's the same age as my sister, who is also going to Rock Valley, they've probably met.


He's like a year older than me.
Has your sister ever taken a Mass Com class? I might know her.
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He's like a year older than me.
Has your sister ever taken a Mass Com class? I might know her.

Mass Com? I don't know, but she is going for nursing or something. She's taken alot of classes, because she likes to change her mind about what she wants to do every year.
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Mass Com? I don't know, but she is going for nursing or something. She's taken alot of classes, because she likes to change her mind about what she wants to do every year.



Yeah, her and the rest of RVC.


Have you ever heard of a guy named Fluffy? He's from Belvidere too. He has a mohawk. Used to be in a band called Extra Mayo. I think he got in a fist fight with a teacher in high school once.
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Yeah, her and the rest of RVC.


Have you ever heard of a guy named Fluffy? He's from Belvidere too. He has a mohawk. Used to be in a band called Extra Mayo. I think he got in a fist fight with a teacher in high school once.

I've heard of a kid who broke a certain Gym teacher's jaw before I got into High school. I'm only a Sophomore


Step Sister's name is Heather BTW.
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I've heard of a kid who broke a certain Gym teacher's jaw before I got into High school. I'm only a Sophomore



that might be him. He's the most hardcore person I've ever met. He's also a big teddy bear.


Those two are the only belviderians I know.


I don't know any girls named Heather. But I do know 3 girls named Kaitlin who spell their name in three different ways. Little tidbit about my life.
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#36
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is the teacher hot?

She looks like a fatter, bloated version of Tina Fey.
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is the teacher hot?

EDIT- nvm... eh, she looks pretty desperate and lonely.



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