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#2
Yeehaw?
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#5
I'm from Cedar Park... ya'll?
My Gear-

Guitars
- Schecter Gryphon
- Ibanez GRX40

Amp/Effects

- Crate FXT65 With DSP
- Dunlop Cry Baby Classic

My Choice
- DR 9's
- Dunlop 2mm
#7
Quote by ForrestS
Did you know...

Stevie Ray Vaughan was born in Texas.



Quite possibly the most overrated state in the Union.
#9
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya


Quite possibly the most overrated state in the Union.



And why is that?
wat
#10
Quote by ForrestS
Did you know...

Stevie Ray Vaughan was born in Texas.



So was Dimebag and Eric Johnson.
I heard Johnny Winter was too.
Quote by kyrreca
You could get $1000 custom made pickups hand wired with Eric Johnsons pubic hair, and they'd still sound pretty bad through a ****ty solid state practice amp.

Quote by Geetar_Axel
Really? I thought Frontmans where highly respected around here?!
#11
Quote by redneck516
So was Dimebag and Eric Johnson.
I heard Johnny Winter was too.


Sweet
wat
#12
David Allan Coe and ZZ Top are from Texas. But whats the purpose of this thread again?
Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f
#14
Quote by redneck516
So was Dimebag and Eric Johnson.
I heard Johnny Winter was too.


Also, Billy Gibbons and Steve Miller.
#16
Quote by AngusIsMyHero
Also, Billy Gibbons and Steve Miller.



Figured Billy Gibbons went without saying.
Quote by kyrreca
You could get $1000 custom made pickups hand wired with Eric Johnsons pubic hair, and they'd still sound pretty bad through a ****ty solid state practice amp.

Quote by Geetar_Axel
Really? I thought Frontmans where highly respected around here?!
#17
TEXAS!!!! Holy dog ****, only steers and queers come from Texas!!! and you don't look much like a steer.
MUNSTER

Heineken Cup Champions 2005/2006 2007/2008

#18
Quote by face_the_fear
The only good thing I can think of that has come out of Texas is Pantera and Dimebag!



No way, Pantera were awesome but thats by far not the only good thing to come out of TX.
#19
Texas FTW, especially UT.
Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#20
So are you guys tired of the stereotypes or are you all too inbred to care?
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#21
Quote by Kensai
So are you guys tired of the stereotypes or are you all too inbred to care?




That.
Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#22
Quote by Kensai
So are you guys tired of the stereotypes or are you all too inbred to care?


Extremely tired of stereotypes, especially ones that only exist because of our forced import of retards from Alabama and Louisiana.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#23
Quote by The Leader
Extremely tired of stereotypes, especially ones that only exist because of our forced import of retards from Alabama and Louisiana.



The only reason Texas is still on the map is because Louisiana sucks. English teachers were flown in from Alabama to teach you inbred phucks how to speak.
The Unibrow was invented in Texas as a result of bad inbreeding of monkeys and baboons. How it got to humans is anybody's guess. Texas? Avoid it. The plague is still encountered there year after year. The CDC gets the call they are waiting on and off they go in their space suits, sprayin agent dumb all over creation. It does get in the well water ya know, just ask Billy Joe, she got hair where it don't belong.
#24
Texas should be its own country again.
Quote by joehhy
i will use my lvl 90 Golduck against the evil 4chans, they will not stand a chance


Quote by Led Pepplin
My penis is quite literally trembling in fear.






FLOCKDRAW!!!!!!! EPICS!!!!!
Last edited by XXm3t@lXX at Feb 5, 2008,
#25
Quote by n2dablue
The only reason Texas is still on the map is because Louisiana sucks. English teachers were flown in from Alabama to teach you inbred phucks how to speak.
The Unibrow was invented in Texas as a result of bad inbreeding of monkeys and baboons. How it got to humans is anybody's guess. Texas? Avoid it. The plague is still encountered there year after year. The CDC gets the call they are waiting on and off they go in their space suits, sprayin agent dumb all over creation. It does get in the well water ya know, just ask Billy Joe, she got hair where it don't belong.


I give this a HUGE *facepalm*

I don't even know where to start...
Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#26
Quote by n2dablue
The only reason Texas is still on the map is because Louisiana sucks. English teachers were flown in from Alabama to teach you inbred phucks how to speak.
The Unibrow was invented in Texas as a result of bad inbreeding of monkeys and baboons. How it got to humans is anybody's guess. Texas? Avoid it. The plague is still encountered there year after year. The CDC gets the call they are waiting on and off they go in their space suits, sprayin agent dumb all over creation. It does get in the well water ya know, just ask Billy Joe, she got hair where it don't belong.


Aw, did I offend you? I'd be jealous if my neighboring state had electricity and cable too.

And how are you guys progressing on that whole 'running water' business? Its tough I know, but hang in there.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
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no but seriously...Texas aint all rednecks. (I said aint on purpose).
Actually Dallas and San Antonio are pretty ****in badass.
Houston, although a huge city....is pretty lame. The music scene sucks,
unless you like metalcore. lol.
Quote by joehhy
i will use my lvl 90 Golduck against the evil 4chans, they will not stand a chance


Quote by Led Pepplin
My penis is quite literally trembling in fear.






FLOCKDRAW!!!!!!! EPICS!!!!!
#29
Quote by XXm3t@lXX
Texas should be its own country again.



I agree
wat
#30
Quote by XXm3t@lXX
no but seriously...Texas aint all rednecks. (I said aint on purpose).
Actually Dallas and San Antonio are pretty ****in badass.
Houston, although a huge city....is pretty lame. The music scene sucks,
unless you like metalcore. lol.


Yes the Houston music scene is down right pathetic, nothin but hosers and posers.
Quote by kyrreca
You could get $1000 custom made pickups hand wired with Eric Johnsons pubic hair, and they'd still sound pretty bad through a ****ty solid state practice amp.

Quote by Geetar_Axel
Really? I thought Frontmans where highly respected around here?!
#31
Quote by XXm3t@lXX
Texas should be its own country again.


that'd be interesting
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Wiggy = legend.

Devil's Advocate
#32
Quote by Early Cuyler
WOOO

HOUSTON YALL!

clear lake anyone?


im in baytown dude. and Early Cuyler kickass

Houston Sucks??? ya it does, i live 20 miles outside Houston in a hick town and yes I hunt, fish, and frog-gig
Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f
#33
"Hey Patrick guess what i am."
"Stupid?"
"No, Texas!"
"Whats the difference?"
...


...
#34
Quote by XXm3t@lXX
no but seriously...Texas aint all rednecks. (I said aint on purpose).
Actually Dallas and San Antonio are pretty ****in badass.
Houston, although a huge city....is pretty lame. The music scene sucks,
unless you like metalcore. lol.


+1

Rednecks are from the deep south, like Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi. Texas unfairly gets the blame.
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Only in a vodka ad could Mexico win a war.
#35
Quote by conceptne
"Hey, don't kiss me in front of my parents"
"But honey, they're your parents as well"

/thread

Of corse his parents are his parents.
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#37
Quote by Richie_H
TEXAS!!!! Holy dog ****, only steers and queers come from Texas!!! and you don't look much like a steer.


I don't know they piled **** that high!

Most quotable character in a film ever?
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#38
Quote by XXm3t@lXX
no but seriously...Texas aint all rednecks. (I said aint on purpose).
Actually Dallas and San Antonio are pretty ****in badass.
Houston, although a huge city....is pretty lame. The music scene sucks,
unless you like metalcore. lol.

dude, dont forget austin! the music here is badass and abundant

it is after all, the live music capital of the world
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I get creeped out when fat people stare at me.



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EDGAR ALLEN PWNED.
#39
Quote by kirk_hetfield92
dude, dont forget austin! the music here is badass and abundant

it is after all, the live music capital of the world


+1

Hey, another Austin man here!
Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
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