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#5
kinder eggs are delicious
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THEM BY PUTTING TACKY LITTLE TOYS INSIDE
NO ONE QUITE FAILED LIKE YOU DID......errr......herman von Kinder?
#7
That was brilliantly written

Lawn darts were introduced in the '60s, a more innocent time when the world did not yet realize that children could be harmed by something as innocuous as a flying metal spike.




Oh and I still eat kinder eggs. Cuz you know, you get 3 suprises in one: a toy, choccolate and light diabetes.
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#8
I used to collect the Kinderegg toys...when i was like...5?
They were pretty expensive back then, and still are...I could barely afford them when i was a lad...
#10
I remember the third one, my sister had one

They were BRILLIANT


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#11
Sky Dancers were dangerous?

I loved those things.
I always hated cabbage patch kids though. They were creepy...
An amusing read.

I used to lvoe those yoyo balls until they got banned. Stupid kids wraping them around their necks ¬_¬
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#13
I almost died of laughter reading the lawn darts section.

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#17
The toy might have been safer on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean, but America's childhood obesity and early on-set diabetes rates should have been a huge red flag to the import company that Americans kids probably wouldn't even take the time to unwrap the thing before shoveling it into their mouths.

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#18
Kinder eggs? Dangerous? Are American kids actually that stupid?
The one with the royal sceptre and gown

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