#1
so, does pooping in public restrooms bug anyone else. The worst is when there are like 19 stalls open and someone decides to take the one next to you, obviously they are doing it just to piss me off. Or when you have to go and every one of the toilets is absolutely disgusting.
#2
I only take a dump in public restrooms if I'm about to crap my pants.
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#3
i Stay away from public restrooms and wait untill iam home,urgh cant do No2 on public restrooms.
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#4
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I only take a dump in public restrooms if I'm about to crap my pants.

same. otherwise, why risk the ass- cooties?
#5
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same. otherwise, why risk the ass- cooties?


I tp the seat everytime for that very reason, who knows how disgusting the person who just used the seat is.
#6
I never do it. I once spent 1 week in Alabama and I could never find a decent toilet. So I just held it in. Needless to say when I got home I took the biggest load known to man. It must have been 14 courics big.
#7
When the locks are all bust so you have to perch on the seat with your feet up against the door.

I mean FFS!


#8
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I tp the seat everytime for that very reason, who knows how disgusting the person who just used the seat is.


If the toilets are really nasty, I usually just use the "hover" technique and get it over with as quickly as I can.
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#9
I pull the best pranks in public restrooms. Suppose I'm doing my business, and another chap is in the stall next to me, I usually do this one.

First, I hit my phones ringtone to make it sound like its ringing, then I loudly have the following one sided conversation:

"Hello?'
'Hey, hows it going? Listen, could you call me back, I'm taking a ****.'
'I don't know, I've been here about 10 minutes now.'
'Hang on, I'll check...Yep, its definitely longer than 8 inches.'
'Sure, I'll take a picture of it before I flush it.'
'Well, you can't really tell the length that well, its coiled up.'
'Ok.'
'Uh-huh.'
'Sure, I'll call you later.'
'Bye, Mom!'"
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#10
I have to poop whenever i have to cos i got IBS.
And i'm a dude.

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I pull the best pranks in public restrooms. Suppose I'm doing my business, and another chap is in the stall next to me, I usually do this one.

First, I hit my phones ringtone to make it sound like its ringing, then I loudly have the following one sided conversation:

"Hello?'
'Hey, hows it going? Listen, could you call me back, I'm taking a ****.'
'I don't know, I've been here about 10 minutes now.'
'Hang on, I'll check...Yep, its definitely longer than 8 inches.'
'Sure, I'll take a picture of it before I flush it.'
'Well, you can't really tell the length that well, its coiled up.'
'Ok.'
'Uh-huh.'
'Sure, I'll call you later.'
'Bye, Mom!'"


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#11
the absolute worst is if water splooshes up and hits you in the butt. It's like... great I just got aids and herpes.
#12
If I need a ****, I'll do it, but I stand up and crouch to do it. That way may arse never touches the piss stained seat.

Once I was taking a piss in the loos at Liverpool st station in London and a policeman comes in and busts two gay guys who were bumming in one of the cubicles. Awkward.
#13
My cousin's forman was on a construction site and used a porta potty and somehow got crabs in his ass hairs
#14
Festival toilets. Hole into a collective trough which you can smell a mile off, and the sight of it along is enough to make your stomach turn.

*shudder*

Didn't take a turd for 3 days.
#15
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I pull the best pranks in public restrooms. Suppose I'm doing my business, and another chap is in the stall next to me, I usually do this one.

First, I hit my phones ringtone to make it sound like its ringing, then I loudly have the following one sided conversation:

"Hello?'
'Hey, hows it going? Listen, could you call me back, I'm taking a ****.'
'I don't know, I've been here about 10 minutes now.'
'Hang on, I'll check...Yep, its definitely longer than 8 inches.'
'Sure, I'll take a picture of it before I flush it.'
'Well, you can't really tell the length that well, its coiled up.'
'Ok.'
'Uh-huh.'
'Sure, I'll call you later.'
'Bye, Mom!'"

I'm definitely doing that next time lmao.
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I only take a dump in public restrooms if I'm about to crap my pants.


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#17
I'm not really worried 'bout it. As long as I wipe the seat and then lay down tp, I feel pretty secure. I don't think you can catch STDs from sitting on a toilet seat cuz' most germs don't live that long without a host.

I'm more worried 'bout making sure I wipe my arse correctly. If you didn't know, it's towards the back, not towards your balls.
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#18
Ahh, well I used to never ever do it - but now I live in a university residence, and i'm left with not freakin' choice.