#2
All I can see right now are the opening scenes of the Italian Job where a man drives around the Alps and then gets crushed by a bulldozer. Except instead of driving a nice car, he's driving a matress. Vroooom, Vroooooom.
#3
Natural selection at its best.
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#4
I was just having a discussion with a friend about the coolest way to die. This pwns boobalanche
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#6
that man is a hero. and i dont mean it in a 4chan way, i mean, a general legend
#7
I like how he hit the fence he'd taken the crash mattress off. I've heard of someone doing like the exact same thing but with the pole that holds up ski lifts.
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#8


I'm sorry but I laughed out loud at this, the idea of a man challenging the Alps on a matress is brilliant. I think the fact he's British as well makes it even funnier because I just imagined a really eccentric billionaire.

At least he died doing what he loved.
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#10
I currently have a huge bruise on my forehead and a bit of a black eye from a sledding accident that occurred on Saturday

It's dangerous stuff!
Though ridiculous amounts of fun.
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#11
So what do you call a British "redneck".
Were his last words "By jove. Watch this"?
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#12
I hear a Darwin Award on the way. But, that is a way to go, I'm in Turin when I'm eighty five, who wants to join me?
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#13
for anyone who's had a look in the England thread...this basically sums us up
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#14
Awesome way to die.
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#18
Those kids are going to have the weirdest time explaining how their father died.
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#20
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Haha so let me get this straight...

He removes the crash mattress from a post..


Then proceeds to slide down the mountain and slam into that very same post...

bwahahaha

That's just pure irony.


Rest in peace, lad.
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#22
Join me in seventy years, I'll be the wrinkly man in a Slayer shirt, five feet of grey hair and three feet of beard. I'll be on the top of Mont Blanc with a camping mattress.
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#24
That'd be an awesome way to die.
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#26
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I was just having a discussion with a friend about the coolest way to die. This pwns boobalanche

I like the sound of that!!
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#27


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I seriously loled at this. I feel horrible.
But yeah, most sledding accidents, in the long run (if there is one), are generally worth it. I have a cut from my last thumb knuckle to my wrist from one, but the hill was the closest I could get to epic sledding (100 or so feet from top to bottom, at about a 50 degree incline)

Total win. Totally worth it.
#28
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#29
I liked the fact they went in to detail about what kind of mattress it was.

What a twat though.
#31
David Monk, 46, of Ware, Herfordshire, crashed into a pole used to support a safety net and died from serious head and chest injuries, the Mail reported.
Hehe...
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#33
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Corrected much?

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#34
Fantastic. Respects to the family, but at the same time, I'm sorry, but you've got to both laugh and admire this guy. A true Englishman... Now wheres' my pint of Tetley's to salute him?
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#37
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So what do you call a British "redneck".
Were his last words "By jove. Watch this"?



probably more like "AIGHT MATE! FACKEN WATCH, INNIT! S'A FACKEN MATTRESS, AIGHT!"
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