#1
Got this idea from another forum. Every now and then, it's great to get something off your chest.

So here is what you do:

1. Send me a private message with your confession, or an email (dw_881@hotmail.com), and I'll post it for you. That way you'll stay anonymous.

2. Post the confession in this topic.

...

I'll start with a confession of my own.

Back when I was 11 or 12, I once masturbated on a bus. Full with people. I covered myself with a bag. No one noticed. I think.

The first ones:

-I often steal my sister’s panties and I’ll wear them and pretend I’m asleep and fantasize about being raped by a girl as I masturbate in them.

-I was rubbing my nose on the bus ride to school once and a boagie came out and into my hand. I couldn't just hold it, so I quickly wiped it under the seat before anyone noticed..... I'm so ashamed....

-I drown puppies before shaving them, boiling them and rolling in their left over fur.

-I ****in love penis-es, and cookie monster, and my grammas ass, and sandy tits, you know well they do feel like a bag of sand, and putting sand in my gramma's ass while fingering cookie monster's penis.
And drinking pepsi, lots of pepsi with my gramma's ass full of sand while fingering cookie monster's ****

-I have this urge to have sex with animals. Like I ll see a pidgeon walk around and as it shakes its ass and bobs its head, I just get this overwhelming urge to rape it. The other day I saw this goat and I so wanted to do it up its ass but the farmer was there.

-When I was 12 I fingered my cousin.

-I had sex with my friend, told her I didnt come when I did come inside her. She didnt get pregnant luckily.

-I had sex with an underage girl without knowing, but sometimes I do want to have sex with an underage girl again because they are really tight but it just wouldnt be right so I reist the urge.

-I'm suicidal and I like Fall Out Boy.

-My sister sleeps in the comp. room.
At night, I go in, and watch porn/masterbate when shes in there sleeping.

-I just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

-I willingly had an orgy with all the male American Gladiators.

-I knowingly gave HIV to a pregnant comatosed woman who had emotional problems.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
Last edited by Demon Wolf at Feb 5, 2008,
#2
I don't use the search bar.

EDIT: So that's how it feels to be a whining arse .
#3
I once got a 9 year old drunk, while I was babysitting said 9 year old.

TBH, it wasn't really my fault, he 'discovered' the bottle.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#4
First anonymous confession in!

I often steal my sister’s panties and I’ll wear them and pretend I’m asleep and fantasize about being raped by a girl as I masturbate in them.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#5
when i was younger, i spent the night at a friends house. we had chines, and i didn't know i was kinda allergic to some of that stuff. so later on that night, I accidentally threw up on the bed. We were younger, so we shared a bed. I turned the covers around and left it there. he never knew
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So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#6
Quote by Demon Wolf
First anonymous confession in!

I often steal my sister’s panties and I’ll wear them and pretend I’m asleep and fantasize about being raped by a girl as I masturbate in them.


#7
for like 3 weeks in a row I watched kathy griffin my life on the d-list
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#8
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First anonymous confession in!

I often steal my sister’s panties and I’ll wear them and pretend I’m asleep and fantasize about being raped by a girl as I masturbate in them.


Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#9
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First anonymous confession in!

I often steal my sister’s panties and I’ll wear them and pretend I’m asleep and fantasize about being raped by a girl as I masturbate in them.

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#10
OK the first anonymous confession is rather freaky.

I dont have anything to confess. I am a good boy.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#11
Quote by Demon Wolf
First anonymous confession in!

I often steal my sister’s panties and I’ll wear them and pretend I’m asleep and fantasize about being raped by a girl as I masturbate in them.


i might sig that...
#12
Come on people, more anonymous confessions! You have my word I won't post your names.

And my axe. And bow. And sword.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#15
New batch of confessions!

...

I was rubbing my nose on the bus ride to school once and a boagie came out and into my hand.

I couldn't just hold it, so I quickly wiped it under the seat before anyone noticed.....

I'm so ashamed....

...

I drown puppies before shaving them, boiling them and rolling in their left over fur.

...

I ****in love penis-es, and cookie monster, and my grammas ass, and sandy tits, you know well they do feel like a bag of sand, and putting sand in my gramma's ass while fingering cookie monster's penis.
And drinking pepsi, lots of pepsi with my gramma's ass full of sand while fingering cookie monster's ****
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#16
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Pssssssssst... I've sent one.

i can only guess which one is yours...
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#18
Quote by Demon Wolf
Back when I was 11 or 12, I once masturbated on a bus. Full with people. I covered myself with a bag. No one noticed. I think.


This is really just begging to be sigged..

I have nothing to confess, i am perfect.
#19
New one:

I'm suicidal and I like Fall Out Boy.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#20
My sister sleeps in the comp. room.
At night, I go in, and watch porn/masterbate when shes in there sleeping.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#21
Demon Wolf, edit them into the first post.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#22
Done! I don't know how many will fit though.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#23
Quote by Demon Wolf
Done! I don't know how many will fit though.


10 000 characters (including spaces) is the limit.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#24
god, these are creepy... we've got some class a weiries here. mine wasn't as bad as the "fingering my cousin" one... that is soo red neck
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#25
I just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger and now he's dead.

Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#26
i once masturbated in front of my 6 year old cousin, i was under the covers and he thought i was just itching a bug bite. he didnt realise i had my eyes closed and my lip bit...
#27
once when i was six my cousin masturbated in front of me. i said i thought he was scratching a bug bite, but why was he biting his lip?
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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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God bless you GrungeBeatle


#28
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once when i was six my cousin masturbated in front of me. i said i thought he was scratching a bug bite, but why was he biting his lip?

lolololllololololololol
#30
New one!

I willingly had an orgy with all the male American Gladiators.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#31
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First anonymous confession in!

I often steal my sister’s panties and I’ll wear them and pretend I’m asleep and fantasize about being raped by a girl as I masturbate in them.



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Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#34
I knowingly gave HIV to a pregnant comatosed woman who had emotional problems.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#35
Quote by Demon Wolf
I knowingly gave HIV to a pregnant comatosed woman who had emotional problems.

hmm.... not bad! not bad at all!
#36
Wow some of these are rather disturbing.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!