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#1
........Apparently, somebody has been going around killing stray cats, and now one of my cats (I have 4) has a broken leg. Coincidence?


EDIT: Here's an article about it........http://www.eastbayri.com/story/290889017856624.php
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
Last edited by MedicreDemon at Feb 5, 2008,
#4
It's the Chinese.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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#5
It's a catastrophe!
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#6
This stuff disgusts me more than anything. I'd honestly like to string people up by their genitals for harming animals for the sake of it.
#7
Quote by akaDan
This stuff disgusts me more than anything. I'd honestly like to string people up by their genitals for harming animals for the sake of it.

1. Aren't people animals?
2. How would you manage that with a girl?
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#8
Quote by TheBurningFish
1. Aren't people animals?
2. How would you manage that with a girl?


Don't bring logic into this!
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#9
Quote by TheBurningFish
1. Aren't people animals?
2. How would you manage that with a girl?

1. No (at least not in the same sense)
2. It's possible.
#11
Quote by akaDan
1. No (at least not in the same sense)
2. It's possible.


care to elaborate?
#12
Quote by just17n8
care to elaborate?

I don't think I really need to explain the difference between a human and the common feline.
#13
Quote by akaDan
I don't think I really need to explain the difference between a human and the common feline.

-Cough-
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#14
Quote by akaDan
I don't think I really need to explain the difference between a human and the common feline.



I think he meant number two........
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#15
This thread is so demanding an appropriate caturday pic.


...All the haters will have to excuse, but it is true.
#17
Quote by MedicreDemon
I think he meant number two........

I see, well what you do is, you get th-

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#18
7 EaSy steps to FUN!!!


1. keep your cats inside until they find the ass hole
or
2. if you want, get another cat form the Pound and use as bait to catch the psycho
3. if you catch him/her string them up by their genitals and drown them in Coffee milk
4. chop them up and feed them to the cats (ironic justice)
5. bury the jerk in a pet cemetary
6. enjoy a nice refreshing glass of coffee milk (not from the batch you made to drown the guy.
6. collect the $5,000 reward
7. have a party

#19
I don't know whats worse, that someone has nothing better to do then to go around killing cats, or that I have nothing better to do then talk about it.
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But really it's cos she got fat!

No fat chicks !
#20
Quote by doomed1
7 EaSy steps to FUN!!!


1. keep your cats inside until they find the ass hole
or
2. if you want, get another cat form the Pound and use as bait to catch the psycho
3. if you catch him/her string them up by their genitals and drown them in Coffee milk
4. chop them up and feed them to the cats (ironic justice)
5. bury the jerk in a pet cemetary
6. enjoy a nice refreshing glass of coffee milk (not from the batch you made to drown the guy.
6. collect the $5,000 reward
7. have a party


When he comes back to life, crucify him.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#21
yeah that kind of thing happened a little while back where i live... (people microwaving cats that is)
sup?
#22
Quote by doomed1
7 EaSy steps to FUN!!!


1. keep your cats inside until they find the ass hole
or
2. if you want, get another cat form the Pound and use as bait to catch the psycho
3. if you catch him/her string them up by their genitals and drown them in Coffee milk
4. chop them up and feed them to the cats (ironic justice)
5. bury the jerk in a pet cemetary
6. enjoy a nice refreshing glass of coffee milk (not from the batch you made to drown the guy.
6. collect the $5,000 reward
7. have a party



8. ?????
9. Profit!


.....No?
#23
Quote by TheBurningFish
When he comes back to life, crucify him.


someone's been reading their Stephen King
#24
Quote by doomed1
7 EaSy steps to FUN!!!


1. keep your cats inside until they find the ass hole
or
2. if you want, get another cat form the Pound and use as bait to catch the psycho
3. if you catch him/her string them up by their genitals and drown them in Coffee milk
4. chop them up and feed them to the cats (ironic justice)
5. bury the jerk in a pet cemetary
6. enjoy a nice refreshing glass of coffee milk (not from the batch you made to drown the guy.
6. collect the $5,000 reward
7. have a party




Actually the reward on him is only $1000 (no joke). And that's not enough to bribe police to get away with murder.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#25
Quote by doomed1
someone's been reading their Stephen King

Yeah I stopped reading the Shining to finish the 7th Harry Potter, which I stopped to read His Dark Materials.

I gotta catch up on myself...
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#26
Quote by MedicreDemon
Actually the reward on him is only $1000 (no joke). And that's not enough to bribe police to get away with murder.


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#27
rent a tiger. people might fuck with a cat, maybe a dog but nobody fucks with a tiger.
#28
Quote by bendystraw
rent a tiger. people might fuck with a cat, maybe a dog but nobody fucks with a tiger.

Larger tiger.

Win.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#29
Quote by TheBurningFish
Yeah I stopped reading the Shining to finish the 7th Harry Potter, which I stopped to read His Dark Materials.

I gotta catch up on myself...


once you're done with that try his The Dark Tower series aka The Gunslinger, if you haven't already, it absolutely OWNS ANY OTHER BOOK OR BOOK SERIES ON THIS PLANET... AND ON MARS!!!! XD

except the book written bty High Laurie (House)
#30
man i just wish i could set up on a roof overlooking a stray cat alley with a .308 magnum sniper and wait to that small dicked mother****er coems around and take his ****ing head off!!!!!! but i dont live near there and i dont own a gun. I hope someone caps this piece of ****. I love cats by the way, i have 3 and if anyone harmed them id beat the **** out of them.
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1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#31
Quote by doomed1
once you're done with that try his The Dark Tower series aka The Gunslinger, if you haven't already, it absolutely OWNS ANY OTHER BOOK OR BOOK SERIES ON THIS PLANET... AND ON MARS!!!! XD

except the book written bty High Laurie (House)


You should have started with that. If I knew I would already be reading it.

Sadly I thought it'd be cool to read the Iliad and Oddysey. It'll take a few months.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#33
Quote by TheBurningFish
You should have started with that. If I knew I would already be reading it.

Sadly I thought it'd be cool to read the Iliad and Oddysey. It'll take a few months.

Ouch. had to read those for school, kinda wanted to kill meself during the process
#34
Better a cat killer than a killer cat.



Evil.


It sucks that they could have broke your cats leg though. Keep your eyes peeled and if you catch them then beat them with a baseball bat.
#38
Quote by hippiecrack69
lol 4 cats..your like an old cat lady

to classify a person as or like the aforementioned old cat lady the aforementioned person must have a minumum of 5 cats
#39
Quote by doomed1
to classify a person as or like the aforementioned old cat lady the aforementioned person must have a minumum of 5 cats



And be old? Perhaps?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#40
Quote by doomed1
7 EaSy steps to FUN!!!


1. keep your cats inside until they find the ass hole
or
2. if you want, get another cat form the Pound and use as bait to catch the psycho
3. if you catch him/her string them up by their genitals and drown them in Coffee milk
4. chop them up and feed them to the cats (ironic justice)
5. bury the jerk in a pet cemetary
6. enjoy a nice refreshing glass of coffee milk (not from the batch you made to drown the guy.
6. collect the $5,000 reward
7. have a party



8. ?????????
9. PROFIT


DAMN, someone beat me to it, I'm posting it anyways.

GET SOME
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