Poll: Could a woman do a guitar?
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View poll results: Could a woman do a guitar?
Yes
59 82%
No
13 18%
Voters: 72.
#1
So a friend and I are debating whether or not a woman could literally fck a guitar ( don't ask, I don't even remember how it started ) , and I don't mean the head or anything, more like the part where the strap would go, just removing the metal piece first. My argument is that, fisting is possible, why not doing a guitar?
For those who are sure to ask, 'why would you care?', its cause I have never won an argument with this guy, and this I am determined its possible
so, thoughts?
call me Shelby

Last edited by ShelbyLynn at Feb 5, 2008,
#3
how did this argument start

why do you care
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#4
Err.. I guess anythings possible

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#6
anything is possible


so why wouldn't making love to a guitar be?
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#7
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This is the gist of it, essentially.

"What the fuck"'s aside... yeah. I think it could be done.
#10
I'm sure if you look hard enough you could even find pictures.
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#12
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Well, Don't mind me saying this, but a '93 girl certainly couldn't.

Hell I know I couldnt, if I coulda I woulda proven it that way
No I did not try...
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#13
*waits for wangcaster*

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#16
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I guess if it was a Fender Stratocaster it would be possible.
I was personally imagining the long cutaway bit on an Iceman... there's gotta be a B.C. Rich that could pull this off.
#17
Tell your friend to shove it up his ass and find out.
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#19
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Hell I know I couldnt, if I coulda I woulda proven it that way
No I did not try...



well... i mean ... could you ever see yourself physically doing it? if the answer is yes, then yes it is possible
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#20
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WTF Is that?


Umm, a girl?!? She helped us out with that whole F# ordeal.
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#21
B.C. Rich Mockingbird


Notice the cutaway on the bottom and how it is at an ideal angle.
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#22
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Umm, a girl?!? She helped us out with that whole F# ordeal.



I meant the music, we could hardly hear wtf she was playing, and when she sang I only heard "AAARGH.."
#23
sure, i do it all the time


not really
it would hurt like a bitch, and you'd have to be quite stretched out before hand, but itd be possible
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

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#24
I'm pretty sure she just shreds and is probably horny, so, yeah.
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#25
I think I'm on the side in which you spelled whether wrong (you said weather).
#26
Let me get this straight:

You are a very attractive, bisexual female who likes all the same stuff i do, and you are asking me about ****ing a guitar.


I say, PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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#27
yes I've seen it done before, and I have pics somewhere (no you can't see them)
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#28
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#29
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yes I've seen it done before, and I have pics somewhere (no you can't see them)


Dude, your kidding right? If you do have the pics, pm them to me or something? Would really help my situation I'll return the favor somehow? *bats eyelashes*


...and if not, fck you for being a tease!
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#30
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Dude, your kidding right? If you do have the pics, pm them to me or something? Would really help my situation I'll return the favor somehow? *bats eyelashes*


...and if not, fck you for being a tease!


I'm not kidding, but they aren't on my computer and I honeslty don't know where they are, if I find them in my attic or whatever in the near future I might get back to you on that.

But yeah it was a broken Gibson with the machine heads romoved from the headstock, use your imagination.
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#31
Thanks man , though you probably wont find em...
anyone else with pics, or willing to find some?
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#32
Yeah its possible. Not a guitar but a Warwick would have the perfect thing for it...
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#34
she could do it with a les paul becuase she would **** the single cut away, or a flying v guitar