#1
I made the Would you eat crap for a million dollars and it made me think about these. Think the best 'would you rather' questions that you can.

1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant
3. Unibrow or Uniboob
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball
5. Lose a testicle or an arm
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown
9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend?

Discuss lol
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1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man (I'd kill the puppy I think... unless the guy is a dick.
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant (Monkey)
3. Unibrow or Uniboob (Unibrow)
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball (Piss marble)
5. Lose a testicle or an arm (Testicle, I need my arms to play music)
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half (I'm a guy... and both)
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot (Athlete's Foot)
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown (Pubic hair)
9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper (blend my foot)
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend? (The legs, also for music reasons... but then I can't drum... asshole)
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1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man (I'd kill the puppy I think... unless the guy is a dick.
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant (Monkey)
3. Unibrow or Uniboob (Unibrow)
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball (Piss marble)
5. Lose a testicle or an arm (Testicle, I need my arms to play music)
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half (I'm a guy... and both)
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot (Athlete's Foot)
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown (Pubic hair)
9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper (blend my foot)
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend? (The legs, also for music reasons... but then I can't drum... asshole)

lol nice
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#5
1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man- 2
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant-1
3. Unibrow or Uniboob-lolwut?
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball-2
5. Lose a testicle or an arm-1
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half-Unaplicable
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot-1
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown-1
9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper-1
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend?-1
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#6
1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man. Depends on person, but prolly puppy.
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant? Monkey of course... why the **** with an elephant?
3. Unibrow or Uniboob. Uniboob
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball? piss marble...
5. Lose a testicle or an arm. testacle. you only need one
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half. Both (if i was a girl)
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot? Lice is easier to get rid of.
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown? dont know what ingrown pupes woulld do... undecided.
9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper. Foot
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend? Leg, I need my arms to play guitar.
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1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man- 2
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant-1
3. Unibrow or Uniboob-lolwut?
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball-2
5. Lose a testicle or an arm-1
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half-Unaplicable
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot-1
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown-1
9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper-1
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend?-1

Would you rather have a unibrow, or a uniboob? meaning one. and it doesnt matter if your a guy u can still have a uniboob lol
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1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man (Puppy, no problem there)
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant (monkey, don't know why)
3. Unibrow or Uniboob (Unibrow, boobs are more important)
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball (wtf? Piss a marble i guess)
5. Lose a testicle or an arm (testicle, I'm fixed anyways)
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half (id like to see upper half)
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot (Athlete's foot)
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown (son of a bitch this is weird)
9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper (dude come on)
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend? (leg)
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1. Middle-aged fat man
2. Monkey; it's most like a person.
3. Unibrow; much easier to fix.
4. Piss marble; proportions are much better.
5. Testicle; they have great fake ones to deceive the ladies.
6. Both
7. Lice; shave your head.
8. Pubic hairs ingrown; I have too much pride.
9. FOOT
10. One leg shorter

Easy.
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Shove your fingers into your eye sockets until your eyelids reach your knuckles or (like that thread) drink a tall warm glass of diarreah.


Die drowning in clam chowder or in a hailstorm of crutons

Cut off your thumbs with a hack saw or be castrated by a tissue box.....somehow

by a tissue box.... WHAT THE HELL lol impossible so I'd go with the tissue box. I would die in a hailstorm of crutons. And I would rather drink the diarreah, gross
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1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant ew
3. Unibrow or Uniboob
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball
5. Lose a testicle or an arm I dont have testicles.
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown
9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper Again, no male parts
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend?
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#13
1. Fat Man, with a chainsaw
2. same rule I always have when it comes to sex- two legs and a pulse, and the pulse is optional
3. Brow, I can fix it with my lighter in an instant
4. I had a cathether once, so I'll GLADLY **** that bowling ball
5. testicle... its not like they get much use
6. n/a
7. Lice, cuz its contagious and I hate everyone
8. ingrown pubic hair
9. my foot doesent belong to me, so get rid of it
10. be a peg-leg
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1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man --puppy
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant --monkey
3. Unibrow or Uniboob --boobie
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball --piss a marble
5. Lose a testicle or an arm --testicle, if I lost my arm, I wouldn't need my testicles.
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half --
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot --Athlete's foot
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown --the latter.
9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper --blend foot and eat it
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend? --one leg shorter
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#15
1. Kill a puppy
2. elephant (monkeys asses freak me out)
3. Unibrow(id shave it)
4. Piss a marbel
5. Lose a testicle
6. Upper half (but im a dude :sad
7. Lice
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour
9. Blend your foot and eat it
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other
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#16
Guys from now on the unibrow thing is unshaveable, it'll just grow back within a min.. that'd be too easy lol
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1. a puppy, easier to take down
2. elephant, there would be less of a reaction
3. unibrow, it can be waxed
4. **** a bowling ball, i might need my ding dong for something
5. testicle, i have a spare
7. athlete's foot, it's really not that bad
8. can't decide
9. what. the. ****.
10. shorter leg, i can always get prosthetics
#19
1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man: fat man probably
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant: monkey
3. Unibrow or Uniboob: brow
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball: it would be impossible for me to do the latter
5. Lose a testicle or an arm: testicle, i'm already missing 2
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half: upper
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot: athletes
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown: condom
9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper: castrate, i dont have anything there!
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend?leg
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#20
1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man - Puppy, wouldn't be so difficult to get out of
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant - Monkey
3. Unibrow or Uniboob - Unibrow. What do you mean you can't shave it? Oh well, bag
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball - Wtf? Piss marble
5. Lose a testicle or an arm - A testicle. Much easily replaceable
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half - If I could only see one half, I'd pick the upper one
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot - I have athlete's foot and I guess lice is much easier to get rid of
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown - The condom. You guys don't seem to know the hassle that is to have ingrown hairs (not necessarily pubic)
9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper - Holy crap! The foot
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend? - I'd have to go by the short leg
#21
1. Kill a puppy or a middle-aged fat man: Fat guy. People are expendable.
2. Sex with a monkey or an elephant: The monkey is the closet thing to a human being so I guess a monkey..............

3. Unibrow or Uniboob: Brow.
4. Piss a marbe or **** a bowling ball: Bloody hell, **** a bowling ball I suppose....
5. Lose a testicle or an arm: Testicle.
6. (Girl Question) Pose Nude Lower Half or Upper half: I'd show everything.
7. Lice or Athlete's Foot: Athlete's foot.
8. Chew used condom as gum for hour or have all pubic hairs become ingrown: I wouldn't do the condom and I shave so no ingrown hair for me.

9. Blend your foot and eat it or castrate yourself with a nail clipper: ... Foot.
10. Have one leg rediculously shorter than the other or arms that don't bend: Arms.

My list:

1. Have sex in front on 12 million people or take a crap in a transparent toilet in front of 12 million people?

2. Drink an eight ounce glass of urine or an eight ounce glass of human sperm?
3. Lick your finger and stick it in a socket or take a bath with a plugged in blow dryer?
4. Paper cut the areas between your fingers or carve your initials into your chest?
5. Eviscerate a cat or a priest?
6. Attempt to have save with a crab or have sex with a shark?
7. Run out into the middle of a busy freeway or out in front of a train?
8. Get a genital piercing or genital tattoo?