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#1
Today is Codey(arsonite as you guys know him)'s birthday! Yay!

Well to be brutally honest, this is how much I care about his birthday:

But the bastard made me make him a thread because he has some sort of ego issues

I planned a party with nice party hats:

That one is for the Birthday boy. The other hats are for his 'friends' which are mainly old, desperate ladies. Like this one:
I heard he likes them old. Which is pretty sad for a 19 year old that could be getting some hot ass. Bah, who am I kidding, he is lucky enough to get what he is getting right now.

I also got a nice cake, with a hot stripper in it! This one is for us all to enjoy.



Also, I thought that he might need some encouragement in the land below the belt cause you know, his old ladies are used to the big ones, and most of the just break out into laughter when they see Codey take off his pants. So in order to save you from your own embarrassment, I got you some of this:

I had to get the plus kind because you need to catch up to me (this is an inside joke BTW)

Happy birthday my bro! I hope you have a good one
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#3
nobody made a thread for my B-day
happy god damned birthday

~disgruntled Uger

jk
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#6
Quote by fretsonfire74
oh i got you a present!


ermm, what did you google to find that?
#7
I got you Chinese Demoracy. But dont tell anyone! No one is alowed to know i have got 1000 copies of it even though its not supposed to be out yet. Happy Birthday.

GOODBYE BLUE SKY
Last edited by M.O.P at Feb 6, 2008,
#9
where are my manners?

here is Dr. Phil, he'll most certainly need him after he's done with fretsonfire's gift

Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#11
Quote by Carswell98
where are my manners?

here is Dr. Phil, he'll most certainly need him after he's done with fretsonfire's gift


wait...you mean he's NOT into that sort of stuff? i wish he'd spoken up sooner.
#12
Oh wow, happy birthday Arsonite. I present to you the ring of power. You just gotta get it off his hands first.

Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#13
Quote by darkstar2466
Oh wow, happy birthday Arsonite. I present to you the ring of power. You just gotta get it off his hands first.



you love your lotr don't you.
#14
Quote by dio_dude
i'm telling arseonite on you TS! *runs away*

Bah, he already knows
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#15
I got you the gift that all pirates crave.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#18
^ Happy birthday dude. You are now a "legal" Canadian drunk.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#19
Thanks dude! I lol'd for almost 10 mins!

And thanks for all the presents guys. Ima go get partied up!

Quote by technicolour
It's my 19th birthday ^_^


Cheers Bithday bro!
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#21
Quote by arsonite
Thanks dude! I lol'd for almost 10 mins!

No problem!

Quote by Jackal58
^ Happy birthday dude. You are now a "legal" Canadian drunk.

18 in my province

Quote by technicolour
It's my 19th birthday ^_^

Happy birthday bro. You can have the cake with the stripper in it!
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#22
Also, I will be your sex slave for a day arsonite. Let's get thuper.



Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#23
^ When can you start?




loll I'm all partied out today but more to go tomorrow. Can't sleep tho. Thanks all! <3
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#24
I got you a snowmobile.



And a bottle of Jack Daniel's



Sounds like fun, right?
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#25
^ Hey you're back.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#26
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
I got you a snowmobile.



And a bottle of Jack Daniel's



Sounds like fun, right?

oh i see where you're going with this.
so arsonite, did the party kick ass?
#27
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
I got you a snowmobile.





my sled is a lot like that, but at the same time, much much better

summit 600's FTW
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#28
Happy B-day Arse
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Mentallica, i think you just made my drive shank crank

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You sir, are a true hero.


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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#29
Quote by darkstar2466
^ Hey you're back.
Yeah, just 10 from the UE thread.

Codey stopped by and visited my page when he first noticed. How cool was that!
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#30
^^^ Cause I'm all cool like that.

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
I got you a snowmobile.



And a bottle of Jack Daniel's



Sounds like fun, right?


Thanks!


Yeah it was pretty rad, tomorrow I'm going to another one too. Should be a barnburner!
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#31
Codey, I'll drive out to Saskatoon for your party tonight!
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#32
Quote by ManWithoutAHat
Codey, I'll drive out to Saskatoon for your party tonight!


Do it!
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#33
Happy B-day.

I'm being original, I'll give you a hug for your birthday.

*Hugs Arsonite*
#36
So did you just finish sleeping it off?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#37
^ Continuing...

The only problem I have is it's so damn cold. I can't get my car started up.
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#39
Noo. I've just realized. My birthday is on Mothers Day (2nd March)... What a bitch!
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#40
Quote by Carswell98
my sled is a lot like that, but at the same time, much much better

summit 600's FTW


I gots teh 08' Rev 550
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
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