#3
"the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved"

From being moved huh? Yeah lets just go with that for now.
#5
Quote by guitarnoobie
"the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved"

From being moved huh? Yeah lets just go with that for now.

Unless the owner is black, I believe them.
#7
brings a new meaning to the term love seat
Quote by bpoeoanry
go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#10
its a nice conversation peice no? "ya so my couch looks like a vagina..."
Quote by bpoeoanry
go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#12
at least it isn't wet... or maybe it is...
Quote by bpoeoanry
go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#13
Quote by killedbyaspork
its a nice conversation peice no? "ya so my couch looks like a vagina..."

For some girls I know that line would be
"[really annoying voice]Ya so my couch is totally my vagina.[/really annoying voice]"

And there would be nothing remotely false about it.
..is a girl
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WAT
How about just send a ship at the speed up light directly to the sun, and the gravity will pull it towards the sun, thus speeding it over the speed of light.

#14
lol I bet that girl has some scuff marks and stains on her "couch"
Quote by bpoeoanry
go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#15
bump cause u told me to.....
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#16
Quote by killedbyaspork
its a nice conversation peice no? "ya so my couch looks like a vagina..."



Exactly what I thought Has the skin colour too.
"Waltz it up! The pit is it!"
#18
That thing is incredible
El Gearo:

Fender '69 Reissue Mustang
Fender American Standard P-Bass

Fender Blues Junior
#19
I'd probably only be able to be in for 30 seconds before I start to get tired.

Wait...
#20
Quote by Art_of_Guitar
I'd probably only be able to be in for 30 seconds before I start to get tired.

Wait...


lmao

me too.....
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#21
lol @ the pics. it's like furniture pr0n.

Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#22
hahahaha
UG's condensed package of adrenaline

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