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i just wanted to hear other peoples opinions on public toilets, mainly concerning noise.

i find wen taking a dump (excuse the french) that i make a wonderful splash, accompanied by a loud plonk!

so can anyone outside the cubicle hear this? cos i never hear any1 else make such a commotion, or even the scrunch of toilet paper for that matter...

i would also like to add that i do often graffiti the inside of the door with a massive vagina cos im real bra
#2
Read the urinal etiquette chapter from The Alphabet of Manliness.
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Read the urinal etiquette chapter from The Alphabet of Manliness.

its not about urinal etiquette tho, its cubical etiquette... probs shuld have put that on the tittle
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i would also like to add that i do often graffiti the inside of the door with a massive vagina cos im real bra


Holy moly, you're a bra? What size are you?
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what kind of question is this lol reading this thread has been a waste of my life
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I was once in a toilet cubical when i saw next to me a hole in the wall into the next cubical. I didnt think anyone was in there so i had a look...

I was rather disturbed to see a dirty old man staring back at me through the hole...
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Of course he is. His username is Man_Breast.

Oh wait...
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Throw toilet paper in the loo first.

And magically, it stops the splash.
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Throw toilet paper in the loo first.
And magically, it stops the splash.




<.<

>.>

you've already seen me take a dump didn't you


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#12
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Throw toilet paper in the loo first.

And magically, it stops the splash.

lol are you serious? If this works you are possibly the most smartest man i have ever met.
#13
Man.. I'm guilty as charged of using the toilet before truckload method.... It helps ^.^


But only if the first torpedo doesn't drag the stuff under, leaving you with a high rish of splashback.... >.<
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lol are you serious? If this works you are possibly the most smartest man i have ever met.


I thought it was common knowledge, I have known that for year now. I use more paper in the toilet before I go than I use to whipe.
#15
You know what toilets are for?

****ting in. Everyone knows if you're in there you're probably taking a ****.

So just do it, thats my philosophy.

It's not like they're gonna pop their head over the door and watch just cus they heard a splash.
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Throw toilet paper in the loo first.

And magically, it stops the splash.


This also increases the stink about 10x because it doesn't fully go into the water.

Leaving you and everyone in the room desperate to get outta there.
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I was once in a toilet cubical when i saw next to me a hole in the wall into the next cubical. I didnt think anyone was in there so i had a look...

I was rather disturbed to see a dirty old man staring back at me through the hole...