#1
I need help!

For a piece of work for English Language, I'm creating a mockery/parody of a JML advert.

Now, everyone knows JML right? The company who make those rubbish products that don't work for ****, but people still ALWAYS buy them? They have the really cheesy adverts and the products all do a million billion things at once.

I need some ideas for an imaginary JML product!

It could be anything at all (the more random the better!) but it needs to be something I can parody in the style of a JML advert.

I know we will get some funny ideas from this. Cheers guys!
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#2
I have no idea what a JML is, but a thingy that can act as both a dildo and a cell phone might be random enough for your needs.
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#3
a dead cat stuffed with poridge that changes light bulbs, extinguishes fires, and types 250 words per minute.

Is that random enough, best i could do off the top of my head
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#4
nuts for people with a nut allergy
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a dead cat stuffed with poridge that changes light bulbs, extinguishes fires, and types 250 words per minute.

Is that random enough, best i could do off the top of my head


Other then the potential of smell, I would think that that would be an incredibly useful product!

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#10
JML Striding Companion? A long stick with an end that makes the motion of a foot walking so that you can stride through the natural woodlands of your area in company.

JML Sniffing Accomplace? A piece of wood shaped like a nose so that when you are sniffing your food to see if it is off or if it smells good you can have a second opinion from the sniffing accomplace.

JML Artificial Ears? Wooden or plastic ears that you can wear hanging from your ears to give the impression that you actually have four ears instead of two... I haven't decided why you'd want to give that impression yet...

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#11
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!!! thats fantastic!!!! I think ill sig it =D
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#13
There was one on Turkish TV the other day which was basically a knife. But when it cut through stuff, people were REALLY AMAZED that it worked. At least, I think they were, they might have been grinning but saying "That's a big load of wank" in Turkish. I wouldn't have known.
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#15
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nuts for people with a nut allergy

I think that's actually my favourite so far.

These ideas are awesome! Keep it up.

If you could think of some funny lines to go with your product, that would be even better!
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#16
haha.. yea. i make fun of emo people all the time, so i found it funny.. XD and yes, im metal.. =D
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#18
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nuts for people with a nut allergy


'because we'd all like to stab someone with an epi pen'
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#19
how about the ultimate weapon for destroying un-metal people. crossbow, warhammer and battle axe that plays amon amarth all in one, for only $19.95. and if u call in the next fifteen minutes, well give u a life time supply of crossbowbolts, free! a $50.00 value!
#20
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nuts for people with a nut allergy


You should call them "nots" and make a dummy "peanot butter"

Or make a sponge that has a clock in it.
#22
^^^ROLF!!!^^ thats brilliant! me and my friend wanted to make bullet-proof loin-clothes
#23
oh my god, some of those products you can buy are just amazing. JML and the rest of them.


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A toothbrush AND shaver, on the same side. Cuts your gum as you brush.
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You should call them "nots" and make a dummy "peanot butter"

You, good sir, are a genius.
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How about a wrist watch with a diabetes prick-thing, that also tells you when to piss and crap with a loud BEEP! It is also GPS enabled and can play Tetris.
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#30
The NEW JML Super Deluxe Automatic Nail Clippers!!!

Or a magnetic thing which you use to clean both sides of the window at once!!!!!! Wait... Those already exist.