#1
HELLLP


i didnt know it was clogged, and i just took a huge ****


now my turd is just spinning in the toilet laughing at me as i try to plunge it

its not working

how can i un-clog my toilet
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XD and sorry, I don't know any ways in which I can help you. Good luck!
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#6
Dumby plunge with both hands hard and it will go down....
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HELLLP


i didnt know it was clogged, and i just took a huge ****


now my turd is just spinning in the toilet laughing at me as i try to plunge it

its not working

how can i un-clog my toilet



Toilet plunger will rip up the tissue.

If you've got a floater (sort out your diet, lol) dump some tissue on it to weigh it down and flush. Or pour some water in and break the poop up into smaller lumps with the plunger and try the tissue thing or the plunger again.
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#10
Take a wire coat hanger and unravel the wire at the top. You should now have a length of bendable wire which you can stick through the U-bend and use to unblock the toilet.
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Put your hand in. And pull it out.

do it!
do it!
do it!
do it!
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#14
Take it out, put it on the living room floor and blame it on the dog. Then remember not to take a dump in that toilet ever again.
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Actually that reminds me of when I cleaned the drain outside out by sticking my arm in it. It handles the kitchen sink, and people kept dumping oil then cold water in and kept putting food down the sink. So it got clogged up and was overflowing into the pavement. Only way to fix it was sticking my arm right down into it and taking out the sediment, which was grease+random dirt +goodness knows what that had almost solidified. I washed my arms for an hour after that...
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Take a wire coat hanger and unravel the wire at the top. You should now have a length of bendable wire which you can stick through the U-bend and use to unblock the toilet.



hahahahahahaahahahahahahhahaahahah

that worked. thank you
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#18
lol sorry buts its sooo funny makes me laugh sorry!

urm you could just cover the top with toilet paper.

Or you could drown your urm feaces with buckets of water trust me it works!
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hahahahahahaahahahahahahhahaahahah

that worked. thank you


****! lol thats nasty!
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hahahahahahaahahahahahahhahaahahah

that worked. thank you



You are welcome.

Lucky for you, I take elephant sized craps.
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Lucky for you, I take elephant sized craps.



we should make a UG group :P
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#24
My friend once got the squits at a festival so took some tablets to stop it, then he couldn't poo for 6 days, and when he finally did he couldn't flush it for about a day...
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Nobody's posted this yet....so.....

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#26
LOL. god no
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#27
what you wanna do is get the poop out with your hands, put the turd in a blender, blend for 3-5 min. next switch from blend to whip for about a min, and slowly poor the poop back into the toilet.
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#28
put the plunger thingy in the hole, tight down, then hold the flusher... and plunge away while holding the flusher!! it should get unclogged
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#29
K. You should've dealt with it by now.
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