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#1
I know theres a drug thread and all that, but there not one for "whos been the most wasted...and how" ya know? So I wanna hear some awesome wasted stories. I know you guys have tons.

Let me start with last weekend.

Last Saturday, I drank some 40 oz's, smoked alotttt of weed, etc....
I was so wasted, i had tunnel vision...I was getting dizzy...
anyways. Me and my friend Aaron got in a fight, we were beating the **** out of each other (we fight when we're drunk), I almost ****ed this really beautiful chick...but i didnt because i knew that i would have came in her...I was too ****ed up to want to pull out...not only that but the only place to **** was on Aarons bed...and i dont even wanna go NEAR that thing. So we didnt ****. Also, we walked around some...****ed **** up in the neighborhood....blew up a mailbox....and just dicked around a whole lot....somehow...no cops came.
haha.
The next day was hell though.


so.
whats your wasted story?

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#2
Well, I drank my alcohol a little too fast (pretty much less than 10 minutes) and ended up puking for about 3 hours straight.

Long story short, I don't drink hard liquor anymore, ESPECIALLY not rum. I stick with beer and wine, but mostly I just smoke a lot of pot.
#4
ah i did leave out drinking a 40 really fast and puking as well. the toilet was my friend late that night.
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#6
Drank **** loads and had about 10 bongs at a party, laughed at people and then went for half two in the morning walk around the ruffest part of town with a few friends.
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I know theres a drug thread and all that, but there not one for "whos been the most wasted...and how" ya know? So I wanna hear some awesome wasted stories. I know you guys have tons.

Let me start with last weekend.

Last Saturday, I drank some 40 oz's, smoked alotttt of weed, etc....
I was so wasted, i had tunnel vision...I was getting dizzy...
anyways. Me and my friend Aaron got in a fight, we were beating the **** out of each other (we fight when we're drunk), I almost ****ed this really beautiful chick...but i didnt because i knew that i would have came in her...I was too ****ed up to want to pull out...not only that but the only place to **** was on Aarons bed...and i dont even wanna go NEAR that thing. So we didnt ****. Also, we walked around some...****ed **** up in the neighborhood....blew up a mailbox....and just dicked around a whole lot....somehow...no cops came.
haha.
The next day was hell though.


so.
whats your wasted story?

(NO flaming people for being druggies, drunks, etc. Let people do what we want!)

by "**** a really beautiful chick," do you mean that your friend raped you during the fight?

seems much more logical.
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#9
i've never been incredibly drunk, mostly just buzzed. but the highest ive ever been, i'll never forget it.

there were 6 FAT ASS joints being passed around me and 6 other guys in a tiny bathroom (little gay, i know) but it got hot boxed real nice. plus we were smoking crippy so that made it even worse. i could not believe how high i was. 10 times as high as ive ever been and probably ever will be. i could feel my blood rushing through my veins and my heart pounding. my head felt like a hot air balloon and it felt like my blood was boiling. i was so high i actually couldnt even enjoy my high. i exited the bathroom and collapsed on the floor and just sat in a fetal position for about 2-3 hours until i was actually able to stand up. it was ****in insane.
#10
So you got drunk, beat up your friend and blew up a mailbox. And that's awesome because... ?

I bet you're the kind of guy who crashes parties, pukes all over the place and thrashes the house up. Congratulations, you're the guy nobody likes
#11
Drank a lot of lager and vodka shots on rugby tour and we were all sitting around watching porn in holland (i wouldn't of been sitting in a room full of boys watching porn if i was sober) and was punching the tv shouting "dirty bitch" i have no recall of these events and have never done anything like this before. I know that it happened from videos on peoples phones.

Later on that night while trying to get back to my chalet i tried to open a window by the side of a patio door this is after walking into and smacking my head. Turns out the window that doesnt actually open wasn't even my chalet and all of the parents and coachs are looking and laughing at me.

When i finally got to my bed i started to spin and had to get up and throw up.

I've been more ****ed up than this, but i class wasted as being retarded. Most drugs while messing you up leave you able to function with a strange clarity.
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i've never been incredibly drunk, mostly just buzzed. but the highest ive ever been, i'll never forget it.

there were 6 FAT ASS joints being passed around me and 6 other guys in a tiny bathroom (little gay, i know) but it got hot boxed real nice. plus we were smoking crippy so that made it even worse. i could not believe how high i was. 10 times as high as ive ever been and probably ever will be. i could feel my blood rushing through my veins and my heart pounding. my head felt like a hot air balloon and it felt like my blood was boiling. i was so high i actually couldnt even enjoy my high. i exited the bathroom and collapsed on the floor and just sat in a fetal position for about 2-3 hours until i was actually able to stand up. it was ****in insane.

Why pass 6 joints between 6 people, why not just one each?
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So you got drunk, beat up your friend and blew up a mailbox. And that's awesome because... ?

I bet you're the kind of guy who crashes parties, pukes all over the place and thrashes the house up. Congratulations, you're the guy nobody likes

He also almost had sex with a girl that may or may not have actually existed.
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#14
Probably one of three occasions, but two stories aren't nearly as entertaining:
First time, I just drank way to fast and ended up puking in a trash can and completely embarrassing myself around this girl I liked at the time.

Second time, I was party hoping with a friend and a group of her friends. We started at one apartment. I got good and drunk, then we went out for Chinese and I was taking the occasional swig in the backseat with this chick (who I hung out with the whole night and totally should have tried to pull something with but didn't). Then we went to somebody else's apartment (I'm not quite sure how we got there) where I drank more, played some pool, and I smoked a bowl with some guys I met there. Needless to say, I was just sort of spaced out the rest of the night and we ended up hitching a ride home pretty soon after that.

Third story is the best, once again I started off at same friends apartment, then went to a party at a friend of a friend. I should also mention it was the weekend after Halloween, so I was dressed like Quailman. They had a huge cooler full of WOP which I enjoyed thoroughly. We then left and tried to get into some frat party, but the guy at the door was a complete dick, so I got really pissed and started yelling at people and at cars. I don't even remember what I was yelling, I think I was telling people to go home or something. We then went to a different party and ended up just laying on a couch for a while talking to random people. At this point, I was referring to myself as "this Quailman." Somehow I got home that night too. I always manage to get back to my dorm room often times I'm not sure how.
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#16
I don't know what would be the most wasted I've been. I've OD'd and been unconscious for days. I've slept rough many many times. I've ended up having sex in random places, or in a room full of people. I've had double vision, tunnel vision, I've passed out in random places, I've got in stupid fights. I've had crazy delusions and hallucinations. I don't know when was the most wasted, but I've been pretty bad many times.
#17
I was in grade 11 and drank almost a full twixer of vodka at a friends house over the course of many hours. I woke up in the middle of the night (still wasted as ****) to piss and after pissing I couldn't be bothered to walk 10 feet back to the bed so I passed out on the bathroom floor. I don't think I could ever be that drunk again.
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Last Saturday, I drank some 40 oz's, smoked alotttt of weed, etc....
I was so wasted, i had tunnel vision...I was getting dizzy...
anyways. Me and my friend Aaron got in a fight, we were beating the **** out of each other (we fight when we're drunk), I almost ****ed this really beautiful chick...but i didnt because i knew that i would have came in her...I was too ****ed up to want to pull out...not only that but the only place to **** was on Aarons bed...and i dont even wanna go NEAR that thing. So we didnt ****. Also, we walked around some...****ed **** up in the neighborhood....blew up a mailbox....and just dicked around a whole lot....somehow...no cops came.
haha.
The next day was hell though.

People like you are people I hate. I can understand getting drunk and having a good time, but getting drunk, fighting, and just being an ass to everybody is just retarded.

Also, pulling out doesn't work idiot, just figured I'd mention that despite the fact that "this really beautiful chick" probably means "Aaron in his sleep".
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I don't know what would be the most wasted I've been. I've OD'd and been unconscious for days. I've slept rough many many times. I've ended up having sex in random places, or in a room full of people. I've had double vision, tunnel vision, I've passed out in random places, I've got in stupid fights. I've had crazy delusions and hallucinations. I don't know when was the most wasted, but I've been pretty bad many times.

you ODed. so... you died?

then had sex with imaginary people?
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#20
So wasted I drank nitric acid, and then smoked mercury and benzene through a fake leg. DUDE I WAS WASTED.
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#21
I drank a little, then drank some more, I blacked out, I woke up naked in a city 200 miles from where I live.
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#22
I dunno, I've never been ridiculously wasted.

The only story I can think of is when I was out with some people, and I think we had 8 joints between 3 of us over about 2 hours. We also drank a bit and then my ex turned up. There were a lot of hard feelings between us, and apparently (I don't remember this) I called her a slut. Then her BF rang me threatening to 'slash me up' so I didn't go out on a night for about 4 weeks.

Yeah, thats it.
#23
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you ODed. so... you died?

then had sex with imaginary people?


not all people die when they overdose
#24
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you ODed. so... you died?

then had sex with imaginary people?



OD'ed does NOT mean died.


And by the looks of it, that "beautiful girl" was actually either Aaron or some imaginary person.


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#25
hmm....this thing is'nt that impressive actually. i was expecting a hell of a lot worse stories.lol. mine is kinda funny. there are some islands off the coast of where i live and me and some friends decided to go camping there. throughout the day we were just smoking. we had loads of crappy hash(where i live all the stuff sucks balls.) then at night we decided to go drinking.....this is when i decided to see how much vodka and jager i could chug. which turns out to be half a bottle of vodka and half a bottle of jager. ended up falling asleep standing up,then my friends put me into the tent. then i woke up, started freaking out for no reason,broke my tent and my friends tent,called them all wasters and wandered off with the intention of going to the hostel in the village on the island. i ended up getting into the next field and passing out there where it rained on me twice. pretty sweet.
#26
Last New Year's, I was drinking beer for most of the evening, then just before midnight I went crazy on rum. I spent about 1 hourwalking round a strange town shouting at people, kicking trees and punching bins, before being found by friends, returning home and spending the rest of the night being violently sick.

I've never touched rum since.
#27
Meh, I got pretty wasted in Germany last summer. Also after our Orchestra's Christmas concert. And 2 weeks ago at a Winteremus party at my mate's house.


Neither were "completely forgotten everything" drunk though, or even "can't see/move properly" drunk. I'm only 17 after all, I don't want to do anything like that anyways. I know when I've reached the level of wastage I want to be at, then usually go just over.
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#28
I once got completely hammered at Badgeman's (a member on here_ mum's 50th birthday.

Must of had about 20 shots of Vodka, 20 shots of pimms and 5 guinesses.

I woke up in the recoverey position and to this day i do not remember a thing. Apart from, from what i've been told, i was violently sick and i tried to fight Badgeman's brother-in-law, which i feel really guilty about because hes probably one of the soundest blokes alive.

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#29
I went to college, and the lecturer wasnt well, and coz it took two hours on the train(and would take a further 2 home) i thought, **** this!

I'm going home.

4 hours of my life wasted that I'll never get back.

Don't do drugs, m'kay? Stay in school.
#30
I only realy got completely smashed once.

I was at a friends 18th a few months ago at this rather posh hotel near the city.I ended up drinking 5 pints of hieniken and 4 jagerbombs [and I think I went for a joint at some point].By the time I had consumed this I ended up singing "I wanna rock" by twisted sister with a few others to the guy at the reception desk, things went increadibly blurry and my surroundings started to spin in random directions.The next thing I remember was fallinging asleep at home.
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I know theres a drug thread and all that, but there not one for "whos been the most wasted...and how" ya know? So I wanna hear some awesome wasted stories. I know you guys have tons.

Let me start with last weekend.

Last Saturday, I drank some 40 oz's, smoked alotttt of weed, etc....
I was so wasted, i had tunnel vision...I was getting dizzy...
anyways. Me and my friend Aaron got in a fight, we were beating the **** out of each other (we fight when we're drunk), I almost ****ed this really beautiful chick...but i didnt because i knew that i would have came in her...I was too ****ed up to want to pull out...not only that but the only place to **** was on Aarons bed...and i dont even wanna go NEAR that thing. So we didnt ****. Also, we walked around some...****ed **** up in the neighborhood....blew up a mailbox....and just dicked around a whole lot....somehow...no cops came.
haha.
The next day was hell though.


so.
whats your wasted story?

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#33
my uncle is the pastor of the church. Me and my cousins spent the night over there. I drunk an entire bottle of 101 proof turkey straight... woke up wet on the floor, face down in puke. It was all over my face and in my hair and theres still a stain there. We told them we spilled coke


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#35
Last Friday. I don't remember a lot of it. Like how I got home or how much I actually drank.
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#36
On saturday, I was at my mate's 18th, and only a couple of us were drinking. I was like "watch me jump out of this 1st floor window!". We were in the toilets and the window was about 2 metres up. I managed to climb up and sit on the sill, but the window had a safety thing on it, so it wouldn't open far enough for me to get out. (which was good- there was a spiked iron fence directly underneath).

I then fell over backwards, about 1 and a half metres, smacked my head on a urinal and landed on the floor.

I got up, brushed off, and my friend said "watch me- I can climb up walls", and he jumped, put one leg on either side of the cubicle, then jumped again and smashed his head into the top of the doorframe, fell down and started coughing up blood.
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#37
a triple kegger 2 years ago, don't remember much, lots of beer, then some asshole started getting me to take shots of Bacardi 151 and absinthe

when I woke up, I had literally ruined a car with my puke

I don't drink that much anymore, I can't
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#38
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you ODed. so... you died?

then had sex with imaginary people?

You dont have to die from a OD, it just means you toke much to much..
#39
Whiskey + port (sp?) = BIG MISTAKE.

I was at a friend's house and got completely wrecked, walked outside in her dressing gown and went toa park in the middle of the night wearing it. I probably walked 2 miles away from the house. It's a blank what happened when I was in the park, but I woke up back at her place again. Weird.
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#40
One night I wasn't drinking, but I was eating pills. opiates, benzos, sleeping pills, Muscle Relaxers, antipsycotics, nerve pills, and probably a few other kinds that I don't remember. I really don't remember what I did. I just remember waking up on the floor in a different house with a really ugly chick on top of me, smiling. Her and my friend then proceed to explain to me that she molested me while I was unconscious.
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