#1
Not trying to be deliberatly offensive, but my american football team basicly has this thing where everyone has jokes made about them, for example our centre is from the statisticly most inbred town in the UK so he gets the inbred jokes etc. anyone know any good ones ? cheers
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#3
How did you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.

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How did you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.

..Satisfied now?


i would be if wasnt for the aggresive manner in which you replied.
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Quote by ch715dallat
i've said it before an ill say it again, its fap fap for gods sake, unless your **** was squashed in a factory machinery accident or you cant physically get it up, there is no reason you should flap your co ck
#7
um, why the hell do you have an american football team for starters, and second, whats the town?
Get off this damn forum and play your damn guitar.
#8
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i would be if wasnt for the aggresive manner in which you replied.


Then maybe you shouldn't post shit threads that are gonna anger people
#11
ok I'll just pretend I just didn't see this


but.. since I did... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol

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#13
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Why did the inbred cross the road?
To get away from all the abuse people like you were shouting at him.

double LOL

haha

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Then maybe you shouldn't post shit threads that are gonna anger people

second that

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#16
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