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Ok. as promised, here's Vendetta Will Wreak Upon You. This song is just plain silly. ridiculous. at least to me. now i noticed that with every song i put up here, my opening little notes keeps getting bigger. however, this one i DEFINATELY have to explain :P
So my friends call me Dylan-Kwon, Or The Kwon, or just Kwon. the reason is because i would always go up to them and slap their arms or back really hard. so i always claimed to have started a martial art called Slap-Fu. so they called me Dylan-Kwon because of it. and i would always to my fighting stance, wich is me wagging my finger in a disco dance kinda way. and i would always shout VENDETTAW! in a retarded voice when i slapped them. so when they'd hear that or see my stance they'd sun away. so with that in mind, you might see where i'm coming from in this retarded song:


Vendetta Will Wreak Upon You

Break your face in with the wall, I touch you you’re gonna fall
See my finger run away, With my hand your face decays
Vendetta!

Vendetta (Vendetta!)
Will Wreak (Vendetta!)
Upon (Vendetta!)
You!

I’ll slap you with my hand and oil, My eyes will make you start to boil
Stab you with my piercing gaze, Vendetta brings your end of days
Vendetta!

Vendetta (Vendetta!)
Will Wreak (Vendetta!)
Upon (Vendetta!)
You!

(guitar riffage/solos)

Your cry’s what feeds my rage, Silly monkey in a cage
Random words to make it rhyme, Vendetta, Its Your Time!

Vendetta (Vendetta!)
Will Wreak (Vendetta!)
Upon (Vendetta!)
You!