#1
One of my professors has one hand. He is a good teacher and everything and gets the material across. But no matter how hard I try not to, all I imagine is my professor wearing a pirate hat. Am I going to hell?
#2


If you are, I am too for laughing at it.
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#7
no, youre going to get raped by the ghost of captain crunch
#9
hahahahahahaahahahah. its cool, there is this girl in one of my classes with no thumbs, so they moved her index finger in place of it. all i can think about is how ridiculous she would look giving a handjob.
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no, youre going to get raped by the ghost of captain crunch


Now that sounds delicous!
#11
You should totally ask him to wear a pirate hat and a hook one day. Seriously, how ****ing funny would that be?
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#12
pics or it didn't happen!

seriously, that's hilarious!!

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#13
hes having trouble picking something up: hey there mr... need a "hand" with that?

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#14
Pirates are supposed to have two hands and a wooden leg and one eye?

No?

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#20
For a second I thought you meant a guitar instructor. That would be impressive.
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#22
weird . . . my Physics teacher only has one hand also. I don't even notice it anymore.
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#23
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no, youre going to get raped by the ghost of captain crunch


Cap'n Crunch is dead?


And lol @ OT.
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