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#1
So basically today I went into the local Shaw's, and walked over to the pharmacy, and picked up a 12 pack of Trojan Twisted Pleasure, and so I walk to the self checkout, my sister walks right by and sees them and she is like all weird and stuff, and I just make up an excuse that they are for a friend or something, and I still don't think she believes me. Anyway, so that was bad enough, and so I pay for them, then as I walk out the door, the ****ing alarm goes off, and so the manager and other employees come and check my bag, (I am 16 so it is a little embarrassing cause I look a lot younger than I really am). Anyway, so a bunch of the other kids who go to my school who work there saw, and now they are telling everyone about it (I personally don't know what the big deal is), but apparently, everyone in my school thinks I am a "man *****", and there are rumors that I am having sex with prostitutes tonight.

I just find it funny how dumb people really are.

Anyone else have any funny stories about buying condoms or any other embarrassing items?
#2
No , I have no crazy stories about buying normal ,everyday items.
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#6
hahaa, wtf?
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#7
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#8
i am ashamed to live in the same state as you. i just buy the condoms and leave. if anyone asks i say "i am trying to be safe."
#9
Quote by guitarmannn
So basically today I went into the local Shaw's, and walked over to the pharmacy, and picked up a 12 pack of Trojan Twisted Pleasure, and so I walk to the self checkout, my sister walks right by and sees them and she is like all weird and stuff, and I just make up an excuse that they are for a friend or something, and I still don't think she believes me. Anyway, so that was bad enough, and so I pay for them, then as I walk out the door, the ****ing alarm goes off, and so the manager and other employees come and check my bag, (I am 16 so it is a little embarrassing cause I look a lot younger than I really am). Anyway, so a bunch of the other kids who go to my school who work there saw, and now they are telling everyone about it (I personally don't know what the big deal is), but apparently, everyone in my school thinks I am a "man *****", and there are rumors that I am having sex with prostitutes tonight.

I just find it funny how dumb people really are.

Anyone else have any funny stories about buying condoms or any other embarrassing items?


who ever buys condoms for their friends, most generic excuse ever
#10
nah, not really.


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#11
Condoms... whoop-te-doo.
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#12
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I'm so slutty, condoms buy me



+1

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#13
How much years old are you? 14? You should be proud that you got caught buying condoms!
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#14
well what is more embarrassing?

"haha johnny was buying condoms"

or

"haha johnny has a kid and has to drop out of school to get two jobs"
#15
Quote by bmac85
well what is more embarrassing?

"haha johnny was buying condoms"

or

"haha johnny has a kid and has to drop out of school to get two jobs"


the first one.

the second one isn't embarrassing... just depressing....
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#16
"Ya eva go up to the shaws with ya motha"

you remind of bob marley (comedian not the stoner)

#17
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In soviet russia, condoms buy you!!

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#18
Yeah, once when i was 13 I was a missions trip in virginia. We told this girl that didnt know what they were that they were really good candy. So she goes to buy them. At the instant, the revend thats leading this trip (by the way, he's the exact opposite of what you would expect of a rev) comes in. He's sees them and say's "Those are important, but you dont need them yet" to me.
Then back in the car, it was just me and a few other guys. He asks me "Can i borrow one of those later" It was great.
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"Ya eva go up to the shaws with ya motha"

you remind of bob marley (comedian not the stoner)


#22
High five for wearing a rubber, mate. I'd say you're a bit young for people to accept the fact that you're active. You're...what, a sophomore in high school? Sure, tons of people are doing it, but it's a tad bit taboo still.

If you're mature enough to have sex, you should be mature enough to buy protection. So you've taken the first step. Also, if you don't have a steady girlfriend, people are probably going to assume you're a smidge promiscuous.

But at least this reputation is just on you and not on some specific girl. Some unstable kiddos kill themselves for less these days.
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#23
Quote by bmac85
well what is more embarrassing?

"haha johnny was buying condoms"

or

"haha johnny has a kid and has to drop out of school to get two jobs"


Gotta admit, man has a point.

Kids buying their first johnnies are hilarious. Is it cruel that when I'm stood behind them in the queue, I feel like tapping them on the shoulder and directing them to the sunblock aisle?
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#24
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Why buy condoms when you can just take your dads?



Why would your dad have them ?
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#25
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Why would your dad have them ?


Because he learned his lesson when you arrived?
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#27
If you're embarrased about buying condoms buddy, you shouldnt be even thinking about sex.

hell first time I bought condoms I went up to the counter and bought them, no big deal.
#28
Quote by fridge_raider
Why would your dad have them ?


Because your fathers have sex too *facepalm.jpg*.

EDIT: I meant parents. Damn spanish to english conversion...
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#29
Quote by fridge_raider
Why would your dad have them ?


You don't think your parents sex each other even after having kids? So once you have kids no more sexy time?


THATS why he would have them.
#30
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Because your fathers have sex too *facepalm.jpg*.

EDIT: I meant parents. Damn spanish to english conversion...

haha, padres translates to "fathers" not parents so yeah, there ya go.
Anyways I'm 16 and it can be a bit embarassing depending on who's in line and who's ringing me up, but it's no big deal. as for the kids at your school, tell them that you DID have sex with many prostitutes, and all of their mothers were great! Then they should all laugh it off.
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#33
Quote by metaldud536
You don't think your parents sex each other even after having kids? So once you have kids no more sexy time?


THATS why he would have them.



Well, I just wouldn't want to use condoms with my wife thats all.
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#34
Quote by Gordita Supreme
Patriots blow.

Dolphins 19 - 0 > Pats.

*reported*


i have never bought condoms, so no. i have no stories.

Jack my swag
#35
How old are the people at your school? 13?

My friend's wallet fell out of his pocket in the middle of class and a couple condoms fell out. A couple people giggled but just about everyone has them, it's no big deal. It's a common occurrence. In fact, another girl even helped pick them up for him.
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#36
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How old are the people at your school? 13?

My friend's wallet fell out of his pocket in the middle of class and a couple condoms fell out. A couple people giggled but just about everyone has them, it's no big deal. It's a common occurrence. In fact, another girl even helped pick them up for him.


i bought condoms and they fell out of my pocket in front of my gf's 11 year old sister


that was awkward.
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#37
if you're going to be so embarassed about it just buy latex baloons dude
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#38
I would've just said something like "yeah I'm getting action", though that would be really awkward saying to your sister.

Be proud.
#39
Yeah i went to hang out a friend who happens to be a girls house
and she wanted to see what a condom looks like
so i pulled it out of my wallet and 10 seconds later her mom walks in...

...well i haven't been over there since lol
#40
Quote by Hirschberger
+1

In soviet russia, condoms buy you!!


How about..

In soviet russia, condoms wear you!!!!11
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