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#1
Every year, this question creeps up on me on 2/13, when I'm forced to just run into Halmark, get a crappy card and spend six hours sketching a picture for my valentine.

This year, I need something that was actually planned. So, what do you guys like getting on valentines day? He plays bass, but he pretty much has everything already.

(I tried the search bar, but everything was about gifts for chicks, which is much easier dammnit! )
Oh noes!
#3
Honestly, I really don't think guys care what you get them for valentines day.
and i sit and wonder, falling under .
#4
surprise sex is always nice.
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#6
we honestly don't give a ****


...but sexual related things are always on our minds, just a thought:P
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#10
A valentine
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#11
sex? cant go wrong there. And if he doesnt want it... it probably wouldnt work out anyway...
#13
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Honestly, I really don't think guys care what you get them for valentines day.


I know I don't, all I want is to spend time with the one I love it doesn't even matter what we are doing. Blowjobs are nice though.
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#14
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ummm a dick in a box...
wait...

There's box in a box too man, don't be so sexist.
But yeah, as horrible and superficial as it sounds, sex is probably the easiest way to go.
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#16
Anything sexual really, like buy some nasty underwear and show up in it when he least expects it or something...

I'm serious.
#17
I get to play a song (Dancing in the moonlight-Thin Lizzy) during the Valentines Dance at my school.

I'm not ready to date again just yet, but I'm dead serious when I say I want to see the satisfaction and feeling of love and community while watching the dance. To see two souls connect in a bond, even if that bond will probably be broken in two weeks, but just to see two people in harmony and the sweet milk of Concord all around me.
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#18
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... thats the day before my one year anniversary with my GF... maybe we can celebrate a day early... or celebrate march 14th a day late...
and TS. most guys don't like valentines day. get him a card. maybe cook him dinner or somthing. but don't buy him anything if "he has everything"
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#20
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I get to play a song (Dancing in the moonlight-Thin Lizzy) during the Valentines Dance at my school.

I'm not ready to date again just yet, but I'm dead serious when I say I want to see the satisfaction and feeling of love and community while watching the dance. To see two souls connect in a bond, even if that bond will probably be broken in two weeks, but just to see two people in harmony and the sweet milk of Concord all around me.

and Igot accused of being a pothead because I'm spiritual?!
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#21
Most guys don't really care about Valentine's Day. But if you're hellbent on getting him something, you can never go wrong with something personal--maybe relating to an inside joke or something the two of you shared. A lot of the time, this kind of thing is more about the gesture than the actual gift. For example, I girl I know burned me a CD of her favorite songs for...my birthday, I think it was. I don't like her music...at all...but it meant a lot to me.

Just a thought.
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#22
A chicken sandwich and some waffle fries!!! for free!!!
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#23
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and Igot accused of being a pothead because I'm spiritual?!



Thank...you...? O.o
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#25
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Thank...you...? O.o

You're welcome man, take it gracefully.

The CD idea is kind of cool. A girl did that for me once, she got me into technical death metal!
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#26
I personally would appreciate know that at least one person at one time had a crush on me....sadly, that's just not true...i fail at love...either way, provided i was dating someone, a simple box of chocolates would be great.
#27
well my grandpa died on valentines day. well i just hope its something good. like candy. i like candy. or free kisses nice too. or cookies.
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#29
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I want someone to share Valentine's Day with... . I fail at life, but yeah get him some sex. If he doesn't want it... well no need to say more.

I'm in the same boat buddy.....
#30
alright, baby, here's the plan...

Put a message in a gum package. Wrap that in 50 layers of suran wrap. Then put that inside a little box. Ducktape the box a crapload of times. Once you've done that, put that inside a container that has been glued shut.

What this does is makes him have to take apart the container with superglue, take off all the ducktape, and take off all of the plastic wrap just to find a message that says "Meet me in your bedroom." So while he's opening that, you tell him you've got to go to the bathroom, but you really sneak up to his room take off your clothes and wait there until he finally finishes and he goes to his room where you have been waiting. Then the fun begins when he arrives.

Not only will he think that the sex would be awesome, he would be so shocked and amused by the fact you put such time and effort into this one little message. Then he would be shocked. then the sex is more mysterious and that such


try it
#31
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I'm in the same boat buddy.....


me too


haha, but srlsy
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#32
For valentine's day I just want to get rid of this fucking head lice I got from my friend's niece or this valentine's day is no going to be fun/sexy/erotic at all
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#34
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A chicken sandwich and some waffle fries!!! for free!!!

HAHAHAHA and maybe a coke to drink! UNFORGIVABLE!
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#35
"Wait, so what do guys want for valentine's day? "


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#37
I want my ex-gf back.....


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#38
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me too


haha, but srlsy
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#39
sex is really the only present he cant possibly turn down.
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