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#1
post questions like these:




- Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

- If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

- If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
sup?
Last edited by ldl67 at Feb 6, 2008,
#2
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the centre of the Earth?
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#5
Quote by ldl67
- Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

Same reason why things at the dollar store aren't always a dollar. False advertising.

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- If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

God.

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- If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

Absolutely.


I don't understand...how are these questions stupid?
#6
Why say why so whying much.. But we must ask, why?
As I always say: "Rawr"
#7
if today is opposite day then it would be the opposite of opposite day, meaning that it would be a normal day. therefore opposite day is every day.
#9
If this thread failed, would I be a failure for posting in it?


No. But I'm a failure anyways...
#13
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Why do we walk froward and backwards on a sidewalk?

You'd walk towards the fro, you know it.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#16
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if today is opposite day then it would be the opposite of opposite day, meaning that it would be a normal day. therefore opposite day is every day.



stop trying to divide by zero
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#17
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

What is considered the sky?
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#18
*waltzes into thread*

...

*reads diligently*

...

*head explodes*
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it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#20
Quote by dimestorekeet
If god is omnipotent can he create a rock that even he can't lift?

i asked my religion teacher something like that, here's the conversation we had:

Me- Can God create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift?

Teacher- yes

Me- can he lift that rock

teacher- yes, he could do it right in front of you, and you wouldn't understand what he just did because your mind is so insubstantial compared to God.


he called us dumb..
sup?
#22
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*waltzes into thread*

...

*reads diligently*

...

*head explodes*


*follows suit*
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#25
Can a blind man see the future?
Can a man with no hands press charges?
Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?
Do midgets take regular sized or baby turds?
#26
Why do people say "I see..." when they realize something?

off the top of my head, not that good
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#28
If I am the best who is better?
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#30
but cant you have a cylindrical box? like hat boxes or something?
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#31
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If god is omnipotent can he create a rock that even he can't lift?

Could God microwave a burrito so hot even He can't eat it?
#32
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why are asteroids outside the hemisphere and hemmorhoids on your ass?

HAHAHA thats ****ing great
some people like sports.
i like tits.
#33
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Why do people say "I see..." when they realize something?

off the top of my head, not that good


When people say "off the top of my head" do they actually have to cut a little bit off the top of their head?

Hahaha


your laughing at my lamness now
#34
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Could God microwave a burrito so hot even He can't eat it?

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teacher- yes, he could do it right in front of you, and you wouldn't understand what he just did because your mind is so insubstantial compared to God.


there you go
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#36
Quote by ldl67
i asked my religion teacher something like that, here's the conversation we had:

Me- Can God create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift?

Teacher- yes

Me- can he lift that rock

teacher- yes, he could do it right in front of you, and you wouldn't understand what he just did because your mind is so insubstantial compared to God.


he called us dumb..



your religion teacher is a douche. he should realize that the guy he telepathically communicates with every night before he goes to bed doesnt exist.
#39
Quote by dimestorekeet
your religion teacher is a douche. he should realize that the guy he telepathically communicates with every night before he goes to bed doesnt exist.


So clever and witty, teach me your ways oh dime store keet!
#40
So basically, the religion teacher called God a liar...
Which goes against everthing that his religion is based on.
brilliant.
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