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#3
^+1
My cancer spot is much bigger than yours

Quote by HumBucker666
I get carrot skinned regularly by a electrified carrot skinning device

Quote by GrEgUms1991
I have a small penis if that counts?



^ some pretty awesome sh!t ( click )


Europeans Unite!
#4
2 girls 1 cup or BME Pain Olympics Final Round. nuff said
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Ibanez Artcore AFS75T
Fender CD-SCE140 Acoustic Electric
1962 Guild MKIII Classical
#5
bme pain Olympics beats 2 girls 1 cup hands down
Quote by somethingfunni

what do u like better. doing your girlfreind or doing jesus?
the answer to that question should never be 'doing jesus'


Quote by Miggy01

I was looking at porn at the computer froze
#6
on /b/ a pic of a man having sex with a real, rotting, maggot coverd corpse of woman in a bathtub...never the same.
#7
the High School Musical 2 video my friend sent me! ARH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D ♥ Tonight Will Stand as a Testament to Hope Every Scar Burning Bright I Will Stay by Your Side Don't Close Your Eyes ♥ www.myspace.com/aly_the_anarchist :
#8
2 girls, 1 cup, but i've hear kids in the sandbox is worse (apparently some guy gets a dildo shoved up his urethra)
#11
Quote by Megallica666
on /b/ a pic of a man having sex with a real, rotting, maggot coverd corpse of woman in a bathtub...never the same.


pics or it isnt real


j.k


I saw a picture of a dude what had died and during Autopsy they opened his brain and found TONS of worms nesting all throughout his brain.... my god I still shiver when I think about it. I also was watching necrophagist videos on YouTube and stumbled onto a real autopsy... it was pretty ****ed up.
Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f
#12
the whole hairy women thread made me barf
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#15
Quote by --ARES--
bme pain Olympics beats 2 girls 1 cup hands down

easily the worst.
Up the Irons

Jackson RR5
Peavy valveking212
Zakk Wylde distortion
Crybaby from hell.
#16
Quote by dimestorekeet
i once clicked on this link lemonparty dot com took me to a site that showed old gay guys sucking dick


Lemonparty isn't that shocking anymore; its more like the Teletubies of shock sites, if you pardon the comparison.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#17
I've seen all those videos... but the one that stays in my memory the most is a picture that I saw when I was 13. It was basically red... white and whatever else and it I was looking at it for like 20 seconds not knowing what it was (and a bulldog was sitting next to it). Soon I realized that it was what once had been a human body... prolly devastated by the dog next to it -.-
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
- Scott Adams

No they don't, and UG is proof...
#18
A pic of this dude who had his head crushed

It was very disturbing and i could get rid of sickening thoughts till the next day
Quote by Bartleby
i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

Quote by UncleCthulhu
we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


Prime Minister of Puppets of The Australia FTW Club

One of The 9 Winners of the Official 5th MOD Contest
#20
rotten. com
Quote by metaldud536
...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#21
I almost watch pain Olympics, but we closed the screen quickly thank G-d. Jerkass guitarist in my band tried to convince us to watch it.
I <3 bangoodcharlotte

Quote by humperdunk
one time i let my cat has cheezburger. i thought it was pretty funny.
#22
Quote by blood8815


When I started watching that I started laughing uncontrolably.
Quote by AronRa (Youtube user)
It is better to be proven wrong, than to forever be wrong, and never know it.

Quote by Meths
Bill Hicks rules.


I hate my user name >_<
#25
obey the walrus ****ed me over hard oh yeah wtf is bme pain olympics
#26
August Underground's Mordum

look it up.. sickest movie ever. snuff. i found it on mininova
#27
Chris Farley's death picture.


It just made me sad.
Quote by LuthierofTexas
You have no experience with racks??? What kind of guy are you?
#29
Quote by CarbonDeath
Chris Farley's death picture.


It just made me sad.


What death picture?

I miss him
Quote by AronRa (Youtube user)
It is better to be proven wrong, than to forever be wrong, and never know it.

Quote by Meths
Bill Hicks rules.


I hate my user name >_<
#30
Quote by Rocker_69
What death picture?

I miss him

It's on google, but I don't want you to look.
Quote by LuthierofTexas
You have no experience with racks??? What kind of guy are you?
#31
Quote by CarbonDeath
It's on google, but I don't want you to look.



Is it insulting to him? Or is it respectful but very sad?

If it's insulting then i'm certainly not going to look it up.
Quote by AronRa (Youtube user)
It is better to be proven wrong, than to forever be wrong, and never know it.

Quote by Meths
Bill Hicks rules.


I hate my user name >_<
#32
BME Pain Olympics, never watched all of it,

Guts, by Chris Palahniuk or something, ( The Guy who wrote Fight Club )
#34
Quote by Rocker_69
Is it insulting to him? Or is it respectful but very sad?

If it's insulting then i'm certainly not going to look it up.

I wouldn't. Just because of the way he died, it looks kind of lonely and gross. I don't know if it is insult or just evidence, whatever it is, it sucks and should be removed from the net.

As well as Kurt Cobain's death photo. NOT COOL!
Quote by LuthierofTexas
You have no experience with racks??? What kind of guy are you?
#35
Quote by Rocker_69
Is it insulting to him? Or is it respectful but very sad?

If it's insulting then i'm certainly not going to look it up.

He's half naked on the floor.. that's not the worst part. It's not flattering at all. It's just sad.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#36
Quote by JamMan*
He's half naked on the floor.. that's not the worst part. It's not flattering at all. It's just sad.


Quote by AronRa (Youtube user)
It is better to be proven wrong, than to forever be wrong, and never know it.

Quote by Meths
Bill Hicks rules.


I hate my user name >_<
#37
Quote by Rocker_69
When I started watching that I started laughing uncontrolably.

same here, i dont see how thats scary. The claymation guy hacking up all the people was hilarious.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#38
someoned told me theres a video called man vs hatchet thats a guy hacking off his own dick wiht a hatchet, idk if it really exists tho. hes the only one ive heard it from.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#39
Quote by Fuzzbox91
someoned told me theres a video called man vs hatchet thats a guy hacking off his own dick wiht a hatchet, idk if it really exists tho. hes the only one ive heard it from.


Yep...its real.....*shudders*
Originally posted by primusfan
I hate how your mom shaves her muffin.
#40
Any 4chan?
KEEP ACOUSTIC ALIVE


Quote by Ace88
If i were an enzyme, id be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes.


Quote by Skippy_McNutty
Who took the bite out of the Mac Apple?


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naomi.
its "i moan" spelled backwards.


Quote by Zero-Hartman
Cheers for the penis!



Muffins?