#2
i feel just a little dumber for watching that. thanks ts
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#4
Your mama's break stinks so bad that when pizza is made, it's baked. The only one I laughed at lol.

I can't understand the first one.
#5
I bet that would have been funny if i was stoned, however, im not stoned.
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#6
Yo mama is so ugly she can make an onion cry.
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#7
yo mamma is so ugly when she looks in a mirror she sees herself

probably the dumbest one imo
#8
Your mom.

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#9
YO momma so nasty she don't got a camel toe she got chicken gizzards.
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#10
Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol and has trouble breathing sometimes.

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#13
I cried with laughter at that.
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Yo mama is so ugly she can make an onion cry.


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#15
Yo mama's so fat her doctor told her to lose weight!

Yeah.... have some of that
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#16
Yo mama is so medically obese, she on a low salt diet, so she aint absorbin as much water now, so shes healthy.


Yo mama so skinny, when she goes to the movies, she asks for the senior discount at 5'o clock, but then they like "ma'am, its 2 in the morning."
#17
Yo mama so fat when she walked by the television I missed my 3 hour special

what now?!
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Yo mama's so fat her doctor told her to lose weight!

Yeah.... have some of that


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#20
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HAH, YOUR MOMS AN IS!

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#22
i saw the show yo mama. there was like a bunch of black guys and one white guy that was really hyper and he was like saying all these jokes that only a really hyper, creepy guy would say he's like "your mom's so fast, she's like my exgirlfriend. I can't get within 100 feet of her. lol like he's implying that his exgirlfriend has a restraining order against him. so he's burning the dudes mom, but also himself i laughed so hard at that lol. and he was just standing there smiling and his face kinda red from all the blood thats rushing through his head as he stands wit a smirk on his fce
#23
You mama is so stupid, she would click this link: clicky
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#26
YO mama so fat, that most men do not find her sexually attractive!
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#28


Christ, I don't care what anyone says, I laughed my ass off. The voices is what really makes it funny.

"Yo mamma's so short, when she drinks coffee it wakes her up more"
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