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no
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#6
No. Having a girlfriend is bad karma, sent from the envious grip of your primary hand.
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#8
Do it for 1 month and see if anything bad happens, and then don't do it for 1 month and see if anything good happens. Compare the differences.
#10
It's Gherkin. As in the pickle. Where does this Mc part come from? Damn teenagers...
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#13
I have a girlfriend and if I didn't spank the monkey, I think things would be a lot messier...
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#14
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Do it for 1 month and see if anything bad happens, and then don't do it for 1 month and see if anything good happens. Compare the differences.

Is that even possible?
#16
If you have to jerk it still, then your girlfriend isn't doing her job.
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#17
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I'm thinking no. This is the first I've ever heard or seen the work mcgerkin.

Because it's not a word, it's Gherkin! As in the pickle!

He's jerking the pickle!
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#18
man kids these days. We really have a thread about wacking off? And this really depends if you believe in karma.

I think it can be the lesser of two evils. If you wanna get 'religious' about it catholics believe that its a sin because its using your body in a way that it wasnt mean't to be. But this would be a venial sin or... a 'small sin'. LoL but anywayz...

by the way your talking im guessing your around 14 or 15. So your either gonna be rubbin' out, or your gonna find a release in a way you prob wouldnt want, lol
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#20
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It's Gherkin. As in the pickle. Where does this Mc part come from? Damn teenagers...


the "Mc" part is commonly associated with a product containing small quantities of low grade meat. in this case i think it applies all too well.
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the "Mc" part is generally is generally associated with a product containing small quantities of low grade meat. in this case i think it applies

Or a joke of "McDonalds"
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#22
^was that at me? if you are going to call someone a dumbass you should probably know how to spell it first.
and that was a joke, in case that slipped by you.
#23
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^was that at me? if you are going to call someone a dumbass you should probably know how to spell it first.
and that was a joke, in case that slipped by you.

orly?
its how i spell dumasse.
Mine was a joke too. May have slipped by you
#27
Im sure she masturbates too
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