Poll: do you?
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View poll results: do you?
yes
24 42%
no
33 58%
Voters: 57.
#1
As the title asks.
why/why not?
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#3
No, because I don't do porn films.
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#6
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No.

Trim FTW.


+1
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#7
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No.

Trim FTW.


+2
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#8
yes because (call this weird if you want) im sorta 'half circumcised' and long hairs get stuck in my foreskin :P
#9
^wow
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#10
Quote by kenan6346
yes because (call this weird if you want) im sorta 'half circumcised' and long hairs get stuck in my foreskin :P


fuckin wow

and TS hell naw
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#14
Nevar.
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#15
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you should add a 'trim' to the poll


I wish I could now but I don't see how
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#17
Quote by kenan6346
yes because (call this weird if you want) im sorta 'half circumcised' and long hairs get stuck in my foreskin :P

hey, same here. lol
#18
Quote by kenan6346
yes because (call this weird if you want) im sorta 'half circumcised' and long hairs get stuck in my foreskin :P


wayyyy TMI

+1 to trimming
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#19
I usually trim, but I actually shaved a few days ago. I'm at that stage of it hurting like hell lol.
#20
I only shave when I'm coloring on my penis with markers to make it look like a fireman. I do it because I have low self-esteem, and it helps boost my confidence if I start fires and pee them out.
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#21
I thought of making this exact thread yesterday lol, but I would've had more options I believe.
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#22
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I only shave when I'm coloring on my penis with markers to make it look like a fireman. I do it because I have low self-esteem, and it helps boost my confidence if I start fires and pee them out.


ummmm...what? lol i'm not really sure how to respond.

oh well. sigged.

yeh I don't know how to add more options.
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#23
Quote by mrbagrat
ummmm...what? lol i'm not really sure how to respond.

oh well. sigged.

yeh I don't know how to add more options.

That's usually the response I get when I talk about it. The last time I mentioned it, I had to explain my actions of painting it to look like a lightsaber, drinking a bunch of blue food coloring, and pretending to be a Jedi.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#24
I keep it hella smooth down there. Smooth crotches ftw
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#25
Quote by Jack Off Jill
That's usually the response I get when I talk about it. The last time I mentioned it, I had to explain my actions of painting it to look like a lightsaber, drinking a bunch of blue food coloring, and pretending to be a Jedi.


wouldn't it just be easier to use a blue condom or something? I bet you can get some that glow in the dark.

whenever I shave I get a really f-ing bad razor rash.
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#26
Quote by mrbagrat
wouldn't it just be easier to use a blue condom or something? I bet you can get some that glow in the dark.

No, the penis part is the handle for the light saber. The blue urine is the blade. It's for battling people when they drink your last god damn pepsi.

Stupid room mates..
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#27
Not only do I shave, but I don't use any type of shaving lubricant. It may be a bloody mess, but I feel like a man. Dry shave, FTW!
#28
Quote by Jack Off Jill
No, the penis part is the handle for the light saber. The blue urine is the blade. It's for battling people when they drink your last god damn pepsi.

Stupid room mates..



ohhhhh understood. you know, when I eat beets my piss turns red. We should have a jedi vs sith pen0r lightsaber battle.
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#29
Quote by mrbagrat
ohhhhh understood. you know, when I eat beets my piss turns red. We should have a jedi vs sith pen0r lightsaber battle.

That happened to me when I was like... seven. I drank a bunch of red gatorade and my pee turned red, it was friggin' awesome. That's the first time I learned it could happen. I really wanted to taste it to see if I was pissing pure gatorade, but I didn't want to risk it.

Anyway, we can do this battle, but you will lose.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#30
Quote by Jack Off Jill
That happened to me when I was like... seven. I drank a bunch of red gatorade and my pee turned red, it was friggin' awesome. That's the first time I learned it could happen. I really wanted to taste it to see if I was pissing pure gatorade, but I didn't want to risk it.

Anyway, we can do this battle, but you will lose.


Well I don't think I piss liquid beets when mine is red.
at least I hope not.

nope. Mine is double bladed.
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