#1
Well The Assman here again. And guess what showed up at the docks this morning? My new Lambo! Its a new Gillardo with the whole deal. This car rides like nothing else you can imagine.
#2
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Well The Assman here again. And guess what showed up at the docks this morning? My new Lambo! Its a new Gillardo with the whole deal. This car rides like nothing else you can imagine.


you have money to get a lambo but cant afford to take a picture of it .......strange
#4
insecurity issues?
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#6
Pics or it didn't happen.


This isn't meant to be a jerk post, I just really want to see this vehicle.


Actually, it sort of is meant to be a jerk post, but still.
#7
Wow, if I had a vehicle so expensive as that I'd be afraid to drive it in fear of an accident.
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#10
You'd look like a right tosser calling it a 'Gillardo' aswell. It's spelled Gallardo, and it's pronounced 'guy-ah-doe'.
#11
Thats awesome man... If you truely did get one.
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#13
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If you have a lamborghini
You wouldnt post on UG...


or if you did just get an lamborghini and ur on UG posting... you have no friends
If I had that money I would have spent 3000 dollars on an old chevy and fixed it up, went catfishin, and with the ton of money I still had buy a fucking house.
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#14
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or if you did just get an lamborghini and ur on UG posting... you have no friends
If I had that money I would have spent 3000 dollars on an old chevy and fixed it up, went catfishin, and with the ton of money I still had buy a fucking house.



or 10 million lolly pops!
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or if you did just get an lamborghini and ur on UG posting... you have no friends
If I had that money I would have spent 3000 dollars on an old chevy and fixed it up, went catfishin, and with the ton of money I still had buy a fucking house.



so i was on your profile and reported one of your pictures because you look funny.
#17
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so i was on your profile and reported one of your pictures because you look funny.



now he is banned
#19


Weren't you the guy who claimed to have 2 Gibson Les Paul Customs, and as proof, you posted pics from Google Images?

EDIT: Well, I guess you can't answer me now.
#20
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You'd look like a right tosser calling it a 'Gillardo' aswell. It's spelled Gallardo, and it's pronounced 'guy-ah-doe'.

Are you sure it's not 'Gah-Yar-doe' or do Mexican American's speak bad spanish?
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If I had that money I would have spent 3000 dollars on an old chevy and fixed it up, went bassfishin, and with the ton of money I still had buy a fucking house AND ALCOHOL

Fixed
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i think nebarskan is a cool guy, eh wears a nile and doesnt afraid of anything


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#23
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Are you sure it's not 'Gah-Yah-doe' or do Mexican American's speak bad spanish?


The way I read that, it sounds pretty much the same. I'm Australian.
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The way I read that, it sounds pretty much the same. I'm Australian.

We say Guy as g-I
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#25
Wait, you guys got him banned? That kinda sucks, i went to college with him and hes one hell of a guy haha, hes actually partial owner of the fender corporation, so idk if you guys are jealous or just mean. I think you should feel bad for getting this poor guy banned, all he was doing was talking about his cool stuff.


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Well The Assman here again. And guess what showed up at the docks this morning? My new Lambo! Its a new Gillardo with the whole deal. This car rides like nothing else you can imagine.
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Wait, you guys got him banned? That kinda sucks, i went to college with him and hes one hell of a guy haha, hes actually partial owner of the fender corporation, so idk if you guys are jealous or just mean. I think you should feel bad for getting this poor guy banned, all he was doing was talking about his cool stuff.




Why'd they strike him with the ban-hammer?
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#27
lol same dude with another account pretending to be his friend. this is the kind of s*** a 9 year old would come up with! you need a life.
#28
haha this is actually not him, i do have the maturity of a 9 year old, but first off i made my account early last year, and he made his like today i guess. We dont even live in the same state. But w/e yeah i wish you guys didnt get him banned.
#29
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lol same dude with another account pretending to be his friend. this is the kind of s*** a 9 year old would come up with! you need a life.

It says that he went to college with him, and hes a couple months younger than me!
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#30
im 62, it says im 15 because im hopin' to attract some youngin's


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It says that he went to college with him, and hes a couple months younger than me!
#31
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im 62, it says im 15 because im hopin' to attract some youngin's




Apparently you're an Assman too.
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#33
Besides, there's only one cool Lamborghini

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And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.