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and apparently there is a bounty on my head.

lemme explain.

she has crazy friends. and when i mean crazy, i mean literally psychopaths. when we began dating (two months ago), her friend decided to promise to "break my balls" (her words not mine) if i broke up with her. then her friend (who obviously has a crush on her) threatened me if i broke up with her.

today, i broke up with her because i didnt like her the way she liked me (she basically loved me while i found her i liked her as a friend) and now im afraid i might need a cup. and im pretty sure that im going to be blamed for everything (even though she kept a lot from me, like some medical condition and a friend just died).

so UG, what should i do?
#3
Nothing, ignore them and move on. I doubt they'll act on anything they said. Unless they actually see a doctor for being psycotic.
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#6
Ignore it and move on with your life, because stuff like this is really unimportant.
#8
athletic cup. get one. dont worry about it though. they will move on after causing 'rumors' and other "horrible" things
#9
If she tries anything, go "Nick Cage in The Wicker Man" or her (He kicks some chick in the face).
#10
Wait and see what happens. Get someone to video the ball breaking and put on youtube for the pits amusement.
#12
dude don't worry about it you're fifteen, her friends are probably just reënacting movie clichés to look tough
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#13
be more crazy, nothing deters a crazy person more than a crazier person. Wear a tutu, or eat chocolate pudding out of a diaper.
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Go see the movie "drunken master". Learn from it.
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#16
I say take off your shoes, sit on your couch with a bag of cheetos, a pepsi, and some melted cheese and play mortal combat for 5 straight hours. Seriously though, just ignore her and move on. Her friends sound like they escaped the nut house.
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#17
I gotta side with Farcy
nothing deters a girl more than eating pudding out of a diper...

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Ignore her if she causes drama.

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If she tries anything, go "Nick Cage in The Wicker Man" or her (He kicks some chick in the face).

yes, but in the end of that terrible movie he gets burnt to death.
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yes, but in the end of that terrible movie he gets burnt to death.



hahahaha i lol'd
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dude don't worry about it you're fifteen, her friends are probably just reënacting movie clichés to look tough


agreed
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yes, but in the end of that terrible movie he gets burnt to death.

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my advice is to brutally murder her and all of her friends.


its a sign ive been here far too long when this is not only normal to me, but also makes me laugh

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#27
I got the exact same threat once... then I broke up with her and guess what happened...


nothing.. I'm guessing the same will happen for you.. girls always try to act like they're all protective of their friends (and they usually are) but they need to just stay out of everyone's business.. there are the same group of girls at my school and I wanna strangle every last one of them and piss on their corpses...

Long story short: I feel your pain (but they're just hollow threats)
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#28
What you do is hit on one of the other girls
then they'll all turn on eachother as most girl possies do
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#29
Let me get this straight, you're afraid of her GIRLFRIENDS?!

If one of her friends hit you in the balls you have full man right to slap a ho.
#31
Dude get a gun and hide in a bunker until they think you are dead from how long you have been gone then you come back from the dead.
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#33
Tell them to get the hell over themselves.
They can't force you to feel a certain way.

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#35
Stay away from psycho women? Thats all got
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cool.

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#38
Smoke a bowl, or not. Up to you, but I guarantee you'll feel better.

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#39
scheamingly kidnapped them then tie them up rape to death one of them then chope up her to peaces enough so that the other friend could eat her and then cut off her nipples with scissors. that has to work!

then make the other chick eat her vagina, if she refuses stick a pickel up her ass till it comes out her mouth
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#40
LOLOL just ignore and move on..
Thats what she said xD

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